evolvedtrex.bsky.social

evolvedtrex.bsky.social

@evolvedtrex.bsky.social

just a former T-Rex's account for teasing science deniers

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I still cannot get over the length of her neck. She’s even trying to cover it up in this outfit but good lord it’s bizarre.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

😬 Katie Zacharia's first press briefing was brutally bad 😬 Trump managed to find a press secretary who can barely read, but she does have the number one qualification -- looking like Ivanka Here's a supercut from Zacharia's first briefing, which made Karoline Leavitt seem like Ronald Reagan

“I was a lazy boy but now I’m more of a flex steel sorta guy”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

DOOCY: You have lost a ton of weight. How much sauerkraut do you eat in a day? JD VANCE: When you're the VP and one of the first questions at a press conference is about how much weight you've lost, you must've gotten very fat. That's one thing I take from that question.

Uhhhhhh maybe some more time should be spent looking into her “treatment” home for girls with eating disorders. And the double-digit number of teenage girls she and her husband fostered.

Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social

Former Rep. Michele Bachmann says the main problem in Gaza today is that refugees are getting too fat: "Their calorie count is over 3,000 calories per person a day from all the food that's coming in and the biggest problem they're dealing with most recently in Gaza is obesity."

Just be a Republican already bro

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

WELKER: As Democratic leader in the House, would you vote for or against Medicare for All? JEFFRIES: It's not legislation that I currently am co-sponsoring or that I support, but I support the notion we've got to find a path forward to fix our broken healthcare system

The important thing is giving the abuser a platform on a major network to defend himself.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

whoa -- Max Miller on CNN threatens Sen. Bernie Moreno with "exposing a deeply and personal embarrassing matter" after Moreno called for his resignation

One of these days we’re going to find out that the real reason he hates Minnesota so much is because he’s afraid of pontoon boats.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: Can you rule out that Iran is behind the water attacks? TRUMP: I don't think so. I think that Minnesota is behind it. You know who is behind it? Minnesota. Because they're grossly incompetent. I don't think there was an Iranian cyberattack. I think Minnesota ought to get its act together.

They could say “he thinks Canada controls wind, which is deranged. We’ve invoked the 25th” but instead we get “they should rake the forests”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Rep. Jeff Van Drew: "Canada isn't working because they are so far left. This should be a warning shot to them. You better come to America, say, 'We're sorry, we're gonna mend our ways and do what we used to do and groom and maintain the forest.'"

Security at the grocery store is due to end-stage capitalism and rampant poverty driven by government policies. Also security at the grocery store is 70% old friendly guy, 20% stoned young guy, 10% wanna be cop who is waiting for his shift to end so he can go chat with his ai girlfriend.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

"It's pathetic and disgusting" -- big tough guy Tom Homan crashes out and huffs away from reporters after complaining about having to have security at the grocery store

They need to be abolished, not reformed

Chuck Schumer@schumer.senate.gov

Trump’s chaos is costing human lives. His reckless ICE operations have led to two recent deaths in Maine and Texas. Republicans refused to support our commonsense ICE reforms designed to prevent tragedies like these. We can't keep waiting for the next tragedy.

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

GREG KELLY: Do you think we know the whole story about Lindsey Graham's death? TRUMP: Well, I *think* we do. We have great doctors and they talked about a certain part of his body literally blew up.

They propped up his corpse for a creepy photo and his staff sent out a statement. Or whatever.

CNN@cnn.com

Sen. Mitch McConnell says he was hospitalized on June 14 after a fall. His statement follows weeks of speculation about why he was in the hospital. https://cnn.it/4ydvtTT

He’s just describing 15 year old memes because his barely functioning brain thinks that’s real.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

asked if we're back to full-scale war against Iran, Trump starts ranting about Obama and how he allegedly "took all the cash from Virginia, Maryland, and DC banks" and "flew it to Iran"

The fireworks show took place on the 5th of July

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "We had the biggest crowd that anyone has ever seen that unfortunately lightning caused it to leave, and everybody said, 'Well we'll do it another time.' When I heard that I said, 'No we won't. We're doing it on the Fourth of July' ... 150,000 people came back."

What an absolute fucking moronic thing to think, let alone say out loud in public.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Gluesenkamp Perez: "At town halls, what I saw was the people who were the most upset had spent the last 12 years driving their girls to sports practice & they view their best shot of their student going to college as an athletic scholarship. So when we rush to moralize we miss some of the nuance."

What an absolute insane framing of what this lunatic wants to do and why

The New York Times@nytimes.com

The process of “deprescribing,” in which a doctor helps a patient taper off a psychiatric medication, is now being considered in the development of federal health policy. Listen to “The Daily.”

Dude is literally only known because of his daytime talk show presence.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Dr Oz on Medicaid requirements: "You have to work. You were not put on this planet to sit at home and watch television. The average person who's on Medicaid, who's able-bodied, watches 6.1 hours of television, or just hangs out, every day. That's not why God put you here."

And not a one of them could name a current player on the Knicks

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

Per the W.H. pool, here are the guests in Trump's suite: Jim Dolan, Chris Dolan, Kai Trump, Vanessa Trump, Amb. Steve Witkoff, Admin. Lee Zeldin, Boris Epshteyn, Dan Scavino, Erin Scavino, Sec. Doug Burgum, Sec. Sean Duffy, Michael Boulos, Steven Cheung, Walt Nauta, Margo Martin, Natalie Harp

Lying. He’s lying about lying. Not “dismissing”. He’s a deranged old narcissistwith a syphilis-rotted brain

NPR@npr.org

President Trump is dismissing the idea that launching the war with Iran betrayed his refrain of "No new wars" as he campaigned for the White House in 2024. n.pr/4dVfX6Y

Low T

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

WOW - Trump crashes out & cuts his interview w/ Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged "You're either crooked or you're stupid. I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her" "I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads

“In the contrary, the guy doesn’t sleep” isn’t the winning comeback you think it is, Rubes.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

oh my goodness - Lieu played Rubio a video of Trump sleeping while Rubio tried to talk to him during a cabinet meeting. Then this exchange: RUBIO: I've never seen him fall asleep LIEU: I'm gonna show you a video that shows you just lied to Congress *plays another clip of Trump sleeping by Rubio*

The president said you eat your own poop. Is that true? Why yes it is. He is a genius and very healthy so when he said I should eat my own poop I obeyed. And it is wonderful.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

KUDLOW: Are we really gonna have a $250 bill w/Trump's picture? BESSENT: For the 150th there was a Coolidge coin w/his image on it. We are going to have the image of President Trump on a coin, & there's proposed legislation in the House to put President Trump on the $250 bill. He should be on there

Seriously, these billionaires need to convince us they are the smartest boys with the best ideas and launch themselves to Mars.

AZ Intel@azintel.bsky.social

BREAKING: Blue Origin's New Glenn blows up at Launch Complex-36 while attempting to static fire.