Evan Hurst

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A lot of people in Corinth, Mississippi, are stupid enough to believe this.

Some A-Hole Republican Mad We Call Them Pedophiles TIMELY REMINDER that our definitions of ‘groomer’ and ‘protecting kids’ are very different from theirs. Share & subscribe & all that evanhurst.substack.com/p/some-a-hol...

Because he's a moron who can't get his neckbearded head around the concept that all these elections are connected, because humanity is connected, which also means -- newsflash -- that these far-right movements are all connected? That beating them one place creates momentum for elsewhere? JFC.

Jesus Christ what a fucking galaxy brained sicko

We must do what the country refused to do during Reconstruction: dispossess & banish those who organized & facilitated this vile & lawless regime.

Always

Brazil: You fucking did it. Serbia: You fucking did it. Next up: Israel. US midterms. Spain. LFG!

The real news here is that he is able to correctly identify much later which two asses he has seen, the fake news could not do that, Kaitlan Collins could not remember two completely different asses.

“How much time do you think this defense secretary spends looking in the mirror in the morning? These are not serious people” — Obama’s audience in Ohio is hanging on every word as he skewers Trump and Hegseth

It's a key part of conservative ideology: "I have no obligations to you and I can treat you however I like, but you are required to love me."

Republicans are pig ignorant about how polling works, and they’re skeptical of anything that involves math or science. Mike Johnson, a professional Christian nationalist liar, knows this.

If Twitter existed in the months before Marco’s American predecessors overthrew the Chilean government and unleashed Pinochet’s murder spree …

Know what is not worth all that buildup? A documentary that reveals that (BOMBSHELL!) Lindsey Graham -- currently dead -- was gay. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

If Trump’s Going To Mississippi To Talk About Jon Husted’s Ass, They Must Be Scared About Mississippi! www.wonkette.com/p/if-trumps-...

Jeeeeeesus

Did Elon Musk Do Donald Trump A Favor Though? www.wonkette.com/p/did-elon-m...

Grandpa’s Tantrums At Journalists Getting More Confused, Confusing, Weak, Failing, Sad www.wonkette.com/p/grandpas-t...

Maybe Tucker Carlson Just Hasn’t Met The Right Horse QUICK MONDAY NEWSLETTER, I have questions. evanhurst.substack.com/p/maybe-tuck...

Maybe Tucker Carlson Just Hasn’t Met The Right Horse QUICK MONDAY NEWSLETTER, I have questions. evanhurst.substack.com/p/maybe-tuck...

Let me guess, they're arresting A. actual non-citizens who did not vote and/or B. citizens whose names are José Rodriguez who are guilty of voting while having a similar name to many José Rodriguezes who are decidedly not US citizens.

This should be his only legacy

Fuck off

Agree w Tom. I’ll stress it’s utterly pathetic of Trump to think of Russia as a peer when it is vastly inferior. What’s worse is that this overestimation is music to Putin’s ears, prevents him from recognizing that russia has lost in Ukraine, and inspires him to dream about even bigger conquests.

Just look at that little bitch Tommy.

I just want to see it more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and moreand more and more and more and more and more www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...

Sky News journalist James Matthews confronted US Defense Secretary and Trump loyalist Pete Hegseth: “Mr. Secretary, are you Vladimir Putin’s puppet on Ukraine?”

HERO REPORTER

Because of how the Lord had formed Zacharia out of Harp's rib, to be her helper

Katie Zacharia Still Press Secretary, Actually, Of China

James Talarico Shows CNN Town Hall Exactly Why Republicans Are Terrified Of Him evanhurst.substack.com/p/james-tala...

I would love to watch him try to say this to El-Sayed’s face.

I need somebody to throw a rainbow flag on that statue so I can hear Martha-Ann Alito start stomping around and caterwauling "VERGOGNA!" from thousands of miles away.

If Republicans Were Sh*tting The Bed About Talarico Before, That CNN Town Hall Didn’t Help www.wonkette.com/p/if-republi...

Laugh In This White Loser MAGA Republican Congressman’s Face, He Can Handle It www.wonkette.com/p/laugh-in-t...

Putin attacked Ukraine because Joe Biden made fun of Russia?

He’s good at this

God damn

Jon Ossoff Backs Up Car, Runs Over Mike Collins Again. And Again. And Again. And Again. www.wonkette.com/p/jon-ossoff...

Brian Kilmeade Smart One On Fox News Couch Again, God Help Us All www.wonkette.com/p/brian-kilm...

Excellent, EXCELLENT article from our beloved Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com about this so-called "estrangement" issue. Someday, these MAGA monsters will have to realize THEY ARE THE PROBLEM. Or maybe not. It's not like they're big on learning new facts. evanhurst.substack.com/p/weird-to-w...

It was a food menu, they told her she was "studying abroad," this joke has gone long enough guys www.joemygod.com/2026/10/zach...

And what if they were, Pigfuck? www.joemygod.com/2026/10/come...

Is Dear Leader’s Heart Even In Pete Hegseth’s Bloodthirsty Sicko Reality TV Execution? www.wonkette.com/p/is-dear-le...

And he had tears in his eyes and I said “nice ass!”

oh man 😂

I’m trying to come up with a better way for him to admit out loud that he’s nothing more than a senile, babbling, powerless ingrown pube, but I think he’s taken care of it