Evan Deaubool 👻

There's a football game on where I'm eating, and a DraftKings ad came on, and now all I can think is: DraftKings: The Official Skinner Box of the NFL

In one day, two politicians - Bolsonaro in Brazil and Vucic in Serbia - with ties to Trump have lost surprise elections thanks to high turnout. The rise of the international far-right is not inevitable.

Ok now a lot of Brazilian mayors need to go to jail

Thirty years ago I was on a high-volume high-aggro mailing list, and when someone lost it like this the tradition was for someone to take the text of the message, alphabetize it, paste it into a reply, and say “these words didn’t appear to be in any particular order so I alphabetized them for you”

I just want to name that people overcame this. Even against a stacked deck, the good fight is worth it. Win or lose, it's worth it. And sometimes the good guys win.

nothing in the world feels better than just fucking crushing republicans. do everything you can to ensure that’s the outcome in 10 days

"I can't hear you, you're breaking up"-ass campaign

let’s make GORP happen

Are we still doing the "things that have gotten better in the last N years" topic? Because these no longer existing is a solid contender. @cpsc.gov would have had a lot to say if we had social media back in 1988.

That it'll fail because they lack sufficient consolidation and centralized control does not make it trivial that the president of the United States is trying to steal elections and produce an illegitimate sham Congress. It is open rebellion against the Constitution and morally tantamount to treason.

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title: Making Plans For Nigel In My Pants

Not a single word of this is hyperbolic in the slightest. Buy your friends in cybersecurity the drink or chocolate of their choice right now. We are not doing well

The next time you're feeling impostor syndrome, just remember that you weren't the person who picked 4 for a private key.

Another day, another fascist propaganda email from the Social Security Administration moved to the Junk folder.

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like.

As much as I think Polymarket and its like should be thrown into the fires of the sun, I think as many Republicans as possible should do this before we do.

Imagine you call in Trump to campaign as a last ditch effort and he tells everybody you’re going to lose and starts talking about hot men’s asses instead

Well, would you get a load of this optimist, made it a whole 60 seconds.

Bruh

This little couchfucker thinks "Oh, I didn't know" absolves him of any responsibility. And that sentiment is rampant in this administration.

Skull Boy loves to share jokes with friends! (Bluesky Edition 💀)

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

This is your occasional backup reminder - if you haven’t yet, go start setting up backups of any kind. If you think you don’t need backups, delete everything you have on the device you’re using right now. If that seems like a bad idea then you need backups.

He's so close to getting it

Now that Trump is flying the Russian flag loud and proud, the rest of his sycophants are falling in line.

They had to walk 45 minutes to vote. Yes, it's amazing that they did that. Yes, their energy is wonderful. But my GOD that makes me mad.

If you ever want to know what "cheating on an election" looks like, this is it. Kids having to march from an HBCU to vote.

This is inspiring in the way that kids running a lemonade stand to pay for their friend's chemotherapy is inspiring: the kids are amazing but they should never have to do this. if this inspires you at all, let it inspire you to create a real right to vote so they can just vote on campus.

Finally, somebody leaving the Trump administration who won't go straight to a job at Fox News.

"But all of these reforms require constitutional amendments..." This is nonsense, and I wish people would stop repeating it The Judiciary Act of 1789 wasn't a constitutional amendment. It was a statute enacted by Congress and signed by the President. It can be amended like any other statute

Confiscating the passport of the elected representative of the opposition territory in a raid with a flimsy pretext to attempt to strip them of citizenship is something we have words for when it happens in other countries

They took Ilhan’s PASSPORT?! Um

Ken Paxton: Come and Take It! James Talarico: I believe I will, thank you.

Nipple squirrel ham

She done lost her damn mind.

They can take this message all the way to November 3 and beyond. Head in the sand.

I thought you couldn't be mean to Claude anymore

STOP LETTING JD VANCE MEET POPES

I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today

Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent