Eugene Hetzel

My roadmap for shifting the current governing malaise in the United States to a workable future aligned with the ideals we have always stood for. All good faith discussion welcome. All bad faith responses=instant ban. genehetzelwriting.substack.com/p/an-america...

THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DESASTER FOR PAAAAAAAAUL AT (HUMAN) SACRIFICE!

Nothing matters...until John Rick's Superday Sales Event!

My calculator history leaking would be 1000x more humiliating than my browser history.

Al is the perfect metaphor for the modern world of power. It's full of fear-pumping, gaslighting, reaping of ill-gotten gains, and ultimately going to leave society hollowed out for no good reason. Remember, the empowered could have done something about it. They didn't. That's illustrative.

Remember kids, the only time in regular discourse most words are capitalized in a sentence is when they are proper, i.e. singular examples.

Heating oil through the roof? Burning money is here to the rescue. Pipes are already being extended to your local data center! Enjoy the warmth only the burning of billions of dollars can provide!

Dont post or repost yellow text shit. Dont be stupid and lame.

Draught Guiness is like diet sunshine.

I dont stand with anyone. This isnt dodgeball, you fucking nerds.

Insert relevant Upton Sinclair quote here.

I'm truly sorry for crimes done against you. Criminals must be punished and crime prevented. People must be made to feel safe and violence opposed. But I am so fucking tired of being lumped in with criminals. Folks, thats on you, not on reality.

Every time someone calls out one side's egregious or probably illegal behavior, I point to the other side's choice not to call it out, make legit accusarions, or punish it when and how they can. Wirhout calling for that, the bemoaning is meaningless and/or disingenious .

I refuse to go to therapy because it’s bad storytelling. Some guy just tells me what’s wrong with me and how to fix it? How is that engaging for my friends, family, or even haters?

robotaxi sex booths is what happens when you remove chesterton's cuck chair

Hal Jordan just Fonzies his ring.

Fuck ya, Airwolf

Well, I guess carbon capture was a big old failure. Was looking like they had a working template, but apparently not.

I care so little at this moment about a gingee singer.

Is there an "old news" site? We have a lot of continuing disasters that drop out of the news cycle that I kinda want to pay attention to.

AGI is Lucy's eternal football. It is what soccer is: the nation's next big game.

Similarly, we're not "dithering" Helen, it's just that no-one believes anyone in politics or finance is going to do anything. We've given up on being heard because all the evidence we seee is that we're not, and we won't be.

Hah.

Just shut the fuck up with the whining about duty when you aint really hurt, just inconvienced. Especially when others are making similiar sacrifices for the same worthy goal.

KROM!

"While XANTOBI is the most effective weight-loss intervention yet trialed, its effects on patient weight have been overshadowed by its remarkable ability to provide a painless, death-free exit from this absolutely absurd current state of affairs."

While it’s an existential threat to storytellers it’s not an existential threat to storytelling. There is no more universally ubiquitous aspect of human nature than storytelling unless you include biological functions.

You feel good naming crimes. Thats meaningless without prosecution. There is no excuse for lack of it on the national stage. Your "explaination" why it isnt is but a pathetic excuse or aggressive propaganda. Demand and expect at pain of dismissal action or you dont really care. We know. They know.

You don't build bridges that fortify enemy supply lines. Those, you burn so thoroughly the Conflagration becomes a Capitalized Historical Event

manic pixie she-wolf

If a politico tells me what anoher did wrong but doesnt tell me how they will make it right, they are admitting to me they dont care.

Lovecraftian gets thrown around a lot but every day house hunting in Bruxelles throws up new, previously unimagined horrors.

Rip Tim Curry.

Im 50 today. And miles to go before I sleep. And miles to go before I sleep.

Listen asshole, the tickle monster killed my whole family

Rip Dolly Parton. Sometimes people can be as beautiful on the inside as the outside.

Knives: lets talk about them

Perfume Bottle — Riedel glassworks, Czechoslovakia, 1930s

Mean dad jokes suck.