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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"

Gonna give my cat Tommy John surgery so he can pitch in the major leagues.

Not getting to see @taylortomlinsonn.bsky.social while she's in Vancouver, but I just found the next best thing!

The discourse is a bit much.

Someone should ask Trump if it's him or Netanyahu who is actually in charge. I want to see his reaction. I think it would be funny.

People always think I'm being ungenerous or misstating their views, but this is very explicitly what the "gender-critical" crowd says: Their *best case* against gender affirming care for kids is that the research says it works, but the research doesn't count. (this is from the Cass report)

Hirohito on December 8th, 1941: "Hey FDR. Now is the time for peace."

They didn't even really try to sell the rehashed Iraq war propaganda. It was basically, "We know you know this is bullshit, but we have to say something. Weapons of mass destruction! Evil dictator the world is better off without! Ok, Pete, send in the bombers."

Oh good. We haven't learned anything.

I hope Iran shows precisely the same amount of restraint that Israel showed after it was attacked by Hamas.

Horrific polling coming out of Israel. theconversation.com/in-israel-ca...

The first drawing my wife ever sold at her first art show, before I even knew her. ❤️ George

Just realized I have an hourglass figure. You can make hourglasses in any shape you want.

The tortoise vs the hare was just the semifinals. The tortoise actually lost in the finals.

The Kentucky Derby is tomorrow and lots of people say they love it for the hats, but did you know you can actually wear silly hats anytime without supporting a “sport” that harms and kills thousands of horses every year? It’s true! 👒 katiecouric.com/news/opinion...

Marco Rubio: censorship of Americans ends today Brendan Carr: report what we tell you or we’ll pull your license

It seems like you're having trouble understanding my opinion on this controversial issue. Here, let me make it clearer: Imagine if, instead of what is happening, something totally different was happening, where my position would be undeniably correct.

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

I'm confused about how the AP put out a story titled, "Why conservative American evangelicals are among Israel’s strongest supporters" with no mention of evangelical beliefs about Israel helping kick off the end times and the return of Christ. THAT'S THE MAIN THING. apnews.com/article/isra...

Find me one American Palestinian who suddenly regrets not voting for the people who were not merely complicit but and active participant in the genocide of their people for over a year. Do that, and you stand a chance of me taking you seriously. www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

But if the US takes over Gaza, whose water will Israel steal?

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

they are mostly targeting black employees so this is quite literally just a repeat of woodrow wilson’s segregationist purge of the federal government

i smell a pulitzer

just checked the news. there's a bunch of really bad stuff in there

Wow: 69 percent of Americans believe the healthcare system was at least partly responsible for the UnitedHealthcare CEO's murder, per new poll

My wife got me two mugs and a notepad, all featuring the talented @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social for Christmas!

I just published a new Luigi Mangione document the press is withholding, an NYPD intel report warning of “disdain for corporate greed" and the "online reactions to the shooting"

Jesus was poor? That nepo baby got GOLD on his 0th birthday.

we had joy we had fun

My body is a machine that turns hats into smelly hats

If I ever happen to be in the position to choose my own last words, I have determined that they will be "At least I won't have to listen to another Rush song."

The most impressive accomplishment in Aaron Rodgers' career is that he managed to hide how extraordinarily unlikable he is for like 15 years.

When god closes a door, he opens a window. Because of OCD.

So in Horton Hears a Who the Whos are near invisible, and in Grinch the Whos are slightly smaller than the Grinch. So the Grinch is like...bedbug sized?