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who even needs jsonc/5 certainly not me

the contrast between seeing US democrats fall over themselves to embrace idiot transphobia all year and tonight seeing footage of the president embracing my (trans) congresswoman, Erika Hilton, at the election night party

FOSSIFY OR OSSIFY

you are telling me that it is 2026 and the gmail web client does not have the ability to match the system's light/dark mode preference i am nodding in commiseration at the sorry state of software products and also wondering how you got in my kitchen

Full moon 2026-10-25 #deer #inktober

canadian packaging laws should make it so you have to spell colour and favourite with a 'u' on your product

i need to plan my 2027 around furry conventions, get my priorities in order

why do sites STILL not know about the new BC time zone it has been in timezone data for like 6 months!? is this mozillas fault

re: bc election i will continue become increasingly trans and alt until i have an aura that does tick damage to conservatives

git commit -m "uppies"

(loading screen tip) you can increase the power of FUCK by first casting FRICK or HECK

caddy handling TLS certs automatically is really really convenient right up until it's not

"here at bluesky we are very passionate about promoting federation and encouraging users to try alternative atproto instances. in service of this goal, we have made sure that our moderation practices are consistently as asinine as possible"

shoutout marie kondo never read her book or watched her show but "this does not spark joy in me" is such a useful phrase not only to say internally but also to initiate communication with others from a constructive place. game changer honestly

Blacked out for 2 hours and created this. Btw this is entirely canon Yoshi told me #deadlock

*evil cackle* once i set up these private npm packages on forgejo i'll be unstoppable!!!

deeply perverted and fucked up individual here (really enjoys devops)

well, on the bright side i have a command to patch all node installs to their latest versions and restart my services without needing to modify any files now

why does my hair keep getting caught in my gum I am trying my absolute best to chew with my mouth closed 😭😭😭

crop top that says "I went to school for computer science and all I got were these tits"

recession indicator

nooo omg you're soooo cozy and that idea is soooooo cool and important there's nooooooooooo way you won't remember it tomorrow morning

important to remember that if i ever type or react 🙏 the prayer is directed to satan, eris, and/or nearby animist spirits

hello it's me discord bot api I have made multiselect slash command input require one billion steps :D you're welcome

peeing is great

botgothotpot :3

typescript feels like doing spells sometimes, it's so much fun. my functions know what you're thinking before you do

in 2026 discord is the new slack. no one is happy about this but I'm making it happen

THERE ARE SO MANY FUN TOYS IN HERE nodejs.org/api/document...

wtf node has an embedded sqlite instance you can call synchronously. it's just There

npm prompts you for 2fa INCESSANTLY. its like they've had numerous major supply chain compromises or something

doing mk ultra on myself so i enjoy writing tests

almost down to the innermost layer of the matryoshka doll of projects I started this week

it's important for your quality of life to do things for dumb reasons

madoka but shes chubbier and shes a doggy #madokamagica

"goon face" maam that is an AHEGAO we used to be a real country my culture is not your costume etc etc

clicked on a link i had bookmarked under "extract text from image tool" and discovered it had turned to this shit ...... i should be allowed to do state-sanctioned violence about this

how much do I care that this oci I copied 95% of is like 50 times the size that it realistically needs to be

refactoring a code base is giving it a nice clean bath and then dressing it up in a cute new outfit 💜

i don't like saying "irl" because it suggests digital interactions are less real so i've started replacing it in my vocabulary with "fleshworld" "we should wait to talk irl" -> "this can be a fleshworld interaction" everyone should do this

leading researchers agree it is impossible to say "dangit" without triggering a 2-5 second reflexive hank hill impression

I LOVE ORGANIZING MY FILES !!!

the thing about vancouver is that grocery store sushi can be really good actually

shipwrecked by myself scrawling SMS in the sand so that my distress signal is grammatically accurate

sigh, whatever, sounding out ur name like I'm chewing on it, tsch,

my humiliatingly frail skin got irritated right where my glasses rest on my nose which means that I must now pay a physical toll in order to see