Endless Night

Surgeon General's Warning: Coping Kills

I do the "I'm da king of da highway" thing but for driving slowly. The king isn't in a hurry

we are the litters of the dogs you couldn't forget in the car

it's that time of the campaign season...

Broke: Trump getting elected in 2016 broke the timeline Woke: Bladee getting struck by lightning in Thailand in 2019 severed the thread of world history

Mattermost? More like Matterleast

Uncs still got it!

The falconer just has to lock in. The center will hold fine.

I'm quite literally always saying this

I'm starting to tell people that I've taken a religious vow that prohibits me from using AI.

i had a blast but can you please not invite basho next time? his vivid depictions of the change of seasons make me painfully aware of my own transience

I don’t care if Monday’s gone Tuesday, Wednesday, Pearl Hunan Thursday, Taste of Szechuan It’s Friday, I’m in love

I don't support the idea of reeducation camps, but I will make an exception for so-called """""tech""""" """"""journalists""""".

You too can start your day with 60 grams of protein and not eat anything else until the sun sets

Considering relocation to a Pacific whale fall. Just need the right remote gig.

Horrible news. The annual labor report that he helped make is one of the few and the most important worker inquiries into proletarian conditions in China today.

i can accurately identify a software engineer at 50 paces

On the joss money phone using joss Wechat pleading with the ancestors not to send all the joss money I've been burning to scammers promising to erase their names from the ledger of reincarnation for a small fee of 2 trillion Mao LeBron dollars

It has taken over 3 decades of me being alive on planet Earth, but as of last month I have begun to use a calendar to manage my time and keep track of tasks instead of just hoping I remember what I need to do.

pulling over the car and turning on my cognito hazards

Every day I feel the prospect of doing a PhD in Ming-Qing history calling to me like the green goblin mask

Stereolab: “Millions die every day due to capitalist deprivation and are blown up in capitalist wars! We should rise up!” Their sound: 🎹🥬🎸🌞💃🕺✨🪩🥐

Burying 50 LessWrong scholar-advisors under the foundation of my palace after their Bayesian divinations fail to predict a successful IPO in a rival state

I think Stereolab has finally clicked for me.

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bursting out of a filing cabinet in a printer paper ghillie suit and neutralizing my coworker

(Kccchhhh) this is callsign grandpa. come in grandma, grandma come in over. report to the kitchen your tea is ready (Kkkkcchhh) (Kkkchhhh) grandma here i read you grandpa over. copy that im Oscar mike. inbound via the garage door over (kkchhhh)

chilling with homeboy most ancient

trying to do donuts in my 2006 matrix to impress a girl but all the wheels and doors fall off and i ragdoll 30 feet through the air dead as a doornail and my body gets stuck over a telephone wire

oh is it crashout time

Did one for fiction as well

Doing the thing. Vastly and grossly oversimplifying but: First row = anarchist era Second row = Tiqqunist era Third row = communist era/whatever the fuck I am now

The lonely stoner surfaces his mind at night

My dryer has surfaced new findings from my pockets

Rapper name Hip Bone

I don't care if the entire internet is deleted as long as this video is preserved

How your email finds me

Insane aura & motion

I'm under the influence of several spheres

Matching speed with an ice cream truck doing 70mph on the highway and leaping onto it with a cutlass between my teeth

If you're saying "spoopy" in the big 2026, you're somehow even more boomer than actual boomers. You're 10,000 years old.

Let The Bullets Fly/让子弹飞 is still a good-ass movie.

You ever just enter a situation where you feel like you've just drank a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster