call me em

bet I’ve missed a stack of stuff… what’s up y’all?

I never really got myself going here. Socials be socialling without me anyway haha

I haven’t been around much, and I feel like I e been neglecting my pocket friends. Sorry y’all. I’m being so inconsistent and a bit of a shitty friend.

He became the social media, fantasy league obsessed man. (Probably)

Pizza? Pizza. Pizza is always the answer. Pizza.

What’s new, chicken shoe?

I’m not a girls girl… I don’t seem to make or keep many women as friends, and I’m not sure why.

You know how you meet people and they make a difference in your life… and you wonder how or why? That’s what’s happening right now, and I’d love to know why.

Compulsive liking of people’s posts so they know they’ve been see , should be a sport. Hi! I’m Em, I don’t post much, and I go on like sprees.

Seeing I thought this was about cats. Imagine my surprise when I read about their headlights being expensive.

What’s new, chicken shoe?

That moment auto correct thinks you really meant to write “bum rousing” instead of bruising… um. No. You are mistaken. I most certainly did not want to say that.

My short term memory be like oh, you were sick last week and I totally forgot to check in on you while you were sick. And my long term memory be like, remember that time you fell over and landed in a puddle?

I don’t like * gestures wildly at everything Just. Ugh.

It has come to my attention, celebrating the Friday before Easter (Good Friday) is quite different around the world. Australia has the day off, Americans have to work… what’s it like where you are?

In the last 24 hours I’ve realized I’m not as good at my job as I thought I was, and it’s left me feeling disjointed and annoyed at myself for thinking I could actually do this job.

Ummm who are you and why did you follow me? You seem lost.

In the mood to buy some art.

why am I suddenly so very aware of my nose today?

Looks like a horse ate part of the sign too…

I have the kind of energy people like. For a short while. Then I become nothing to them. Or a memory. But nothing they need to keep.

Hair washing day… ughhh

White people will name a child Moonbeam and then have a cat named Earl.

I do like sittin, and staring…

Me too tho… crickets to be precise. Loud, speaks quickly, bounces away, not scary, but rather annoying.

How about a water stand nearby and the volunteer holds that persons place while they go get water then come back and tag out. And also, that HAS to be illegal, money for votes is fraud. I don’t care how you spin it.

Lemonade and crackers, thank you very much.

Oh. I uh. I am she.

Tell me your cats name! I am obsessed with cats who have old peoples names.

How do I stop seeing politics? Even for a week. I’m tired. I wanna see fun uplifting posts from real people and have conversations. I’m so tired.

I wish people hated fascism half as much as they hate feminism

And old what’s his name with his sexual misconduct was dragged over the coals… why isn’t this dude getting the same?

Pete Hegseth must resign or be fired immediately.

🔑 under-discussed point — why they were on signal:

I go between being able to tolerate talk about politics, and also not, for fear of it impacting my mental health. Today has been a day of cannot.

“One young man sobbed when a guard pushed him to the floor. He said, ‘I’m not a gang member. I’m gay. I’m a barber.’ I believed him. *** He “began to whimper,” as his head was roughly shaved, “folding his hands in prayer as his hair fell.” He “asked for his mother & cried as he was slapped again.”

my husband just told me that "a cat is just a more socially acceptable racoon"

I don’t seem to be able to post images, keep getting an internal error. This is a test to see if it’s images, or me…

Y’all, we actually need more non red hat people going to these things and booing and hissing (and meowing)

With all these websites being scrubbed of information, it’s more and more important to have things in print. Physical real things are being taken away in favor for subscriptions not everyone can afford. We must preserve this living history!

I don’t like pranks, I don’t like prank calls, prank shows, prank anything. America feels like one big prank right now. This is making my blood boil.

We’re so conditioned to seeing women in makeup, that seeing them without it feels confronting. Why…. 😑 Ugh.😩

3 posts in my feed, all about cilantro. And elsewhere in the world, they call it coriander. Note this is the 4th post about cilantro I’ve seen today.

someone attempted to open my car door and get in, and she realized she had not opened HER car door, but mine. Identical cars next to each other 😆

Hey ND mamas. You ok? It’s a fight to get the world to recognize the way things ARE, is not working, that we need real proper change. Not just thoughts and prayers, and not just “you need to do more self care”. Please work with us and let the people governmental decisions impact IN THE ROOM.