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"In his house at Wa'keyh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming"

Bryan Johnson is a pathetic excuse for a human being who could use his money for good but instead uses it to try and suppress other people. What a fucking sad piece of shit he is!

Are you familiar with Noseybonk?

Finally, a definition of woke!

"I hate that fucking bear"

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#HappyToastMonsterMonth Day 1 - Widow's Bay's Sea Hag

Whether it’s Benjamin Netanyahu empowering Hamas, presiding over a massive intelligence failure that let them kill 1,200 Israelis on October 7th, and then killing 74,000 Palestinians in response or Zohran Mamdani pointing out that he did this, both men have fueled their bitter feud.

13 Monsters Good And True I think there are so many genuine monsters in the world that I am consoling myself by drawing little monsters who are good.

Measuringe the value of educacioun by returne on ynvestment onlye ys lyke measuringe the value of a garden by the weight of the floweres

Weird that, cos there's fuck all in Hansard Nigel! You lying prick!

If Chris Mason was written by Dickens he'd be called Rumourous Snidely. The fucking weasel.

On the eve of the day John Bonham died, I give you The Beast. #RIPJohnBonham 🥁🐐 youtu.be/IOb8otk7Y0U?...

A warning about the supposed final Fall album that’s coming out soon: it is NOT a real Fall album, it’s just Mark E Smith rambling nonsense over music that has no connection to the vocal

This guy is FUCKED

Hoe vinden Meta-medewerkers hun eigen Meta-bril? (Samen met @bitsoffreedom.eurosky.social)

Flash back to eating salad cream sandwiches...

The son of honest Jair, who could have seen this coming?!

There's some real "hooray for the black shirts" energy on a lot of news commentary this week. Hope these pricks realise how long their actions will be remembered?!

Turns out it happened on July 23rd. Give him a boost and let's do something nice

Poetry in motion. #WorldBollardAssociaton

Sad to hear about Rod Liddle. Not that he's dead, just sad to hear about him because I'd managed to ignore his bigoted output for the last few years and now he's all over the place.

and when Dora saw the breadth of her domain she wept, for there were no more worlds to explorer

These are examples of Ebet Roberts ebetroberts.com photography.

finance.yahoo.com/sectors/heal... Elon Musk says more bullshit, come back to me when you've landed your Mars mission, built your robot or Cybercab. This dumb motherfucker can't even release a Tesla roadster without being over a decade late. #Monkeykiller

How the fuck does Lisa Nandy stay in a job where she's done fuck all for two years. Mind boggling! Absolutely fucking shite!

Tango and Cash

Andy Burnham unveils his new minister for AI.

I see that the Tates were once again dressed like a hooker and her pimp when they were arrested in Miami. Everyone focussing on weak chin Andrew's feminine outfit while Tristan's stupid hat and 3 piece suit not getting anywhere near the attention it deserves.

In case anybody needs it

On the domestic violence and football thing, btw, the problem isn't football. It's society producing men who think that women are acceptable punchbags for their petty frustrations.

Still haven’t forgiven him for what he did to Thomas Cromwell.

Muppets Battlestar Galactica

If only Ireland had beaten Czechia on penalties and then defeated Denmark, before beating South Korea, South Africa, Mexico, Ecuador and England, we could have been playing Argentina in the World Cup semi-final this evening. Football really is a game of fine margins.

Sam Neill was in so many great films but my absolute favourite is Hunt for the Wilderpeople, Sam was just beautiful in it

The number of Americans who don't understand France have to beat Spain and England have to beat Argentina for France to beat England is spectacular. They're just so fucking daft lol

I think that a freelance comedy writer will have a better idea of the concerns of the electorate than a multi millionaire hedgefund manager. But we’ve convinced ourselves that being an “ordinary working person” is about being a thug and a bigot, more than it’s about being a person who works.

Yup. My weird Zionist shit. This has been up, pinned atop my old X account -- and now on Bluesky, as a recent afterthought -- since two weeks after October 7, 2023. Every word still stands. My death aside, Miss Rebecca, there seems to be a lot you don't really notice. Or bother to get correct.

I see BBC news have turned a story about a court judgement over Marine le Pen into a puff piece. Grim stuff!