Eli Deep in the Abyss of Doom

guys let’s all go to bed

All I can say at this point is after all this, whichever team wins the Championship, that team's fanbase will immediately enter into "Can't Tell Us A Goddamn Thing" territory. #WNBA

Okay, Dream hurt my feelings. Now it’s time for the Widow’s Bay finale. Pray for me.

Bluesky has four types of users

Slightly grudging mad respect

Spa Land. Send the Dream there for a whole day.

Put this team in that Korean spa (the good one everyone likes) on Buford Highway for a day. #wnba

Yet another reason why the league and the teams should have pushed games 6 and 7 to Friday and Monday. Give these teams time to rest. (Yes, obvs I’m a Dream fan.) #wnba

I worked at Pizza Hut with forty guys who looked identical to this

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHAT CROWD SURE KEEPS CHEERING FOR THE PURPLE #wnba I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m just sad

Put in the bench, Karl. It can’t be worse than this.

Karl Smesko 🤝 Cheap Tights "Do we have a run in us?" #WNBA

My wife taught me an old people trick that has worked at about 85% accuracy for the last year or so. When I see someone on tv who’s clearly a celebrity I don’t recognize, it’s Olivia Rodrigo.

Wish Karl had saved that challenge. #wnba

I am not saying the officiating has been biased against either team, but I do think it’s been inconsistent across quarters, which has affected the Dream’s physicality more than GS. #wnba

the WNBA finals is some Rileyball shit and, look, I fucking hated Rileyball, but this should put to rest any “the women aren’t tough” garbage they’re here to fucking kill each other

You know those Dream team moms are living for En Vogue rn

Somebody hit that drone with the ball. #wnba

Jumbotron just showed a sign that said "Move the Hawks game, put the women in prime time."

Okay, if this was truly an option, that makes the ultimate decision 3000x worse. "Option two was to move Game 6 to an open date at State Farm Arena on Friday, then shift a potential Game 7 back three days to Nov. 3, when the Valkyries’ home arena, Chase Center, is available."

Vaccinated from flu and Covid and working tonight. ✅

perfect, no notes

but I guarantee you, if their turnover queen great white hope was in the Finals, they would have moved heaven and earth to ensure every game was on national television in primetime #WNBA

Whelp I'm number 22,571 in the ticket queue, so I think Atlanta still gonna turn out. #wnba

I disagree with Alejandra and Erin plenty, but this is also my line. I would not vote for any of these four. I would vote for Talarico or Hamilton, even though I wouldn’t like it.

Also let me just say that while I am not holding back from opining I know exactly fuck all about contracting for arena space so plz don't listen to me thanks. (I did used to negotiate media rights, but still.)

The W fucked this up. It's awful. AND I'm seeing a lot of takes that don't understand that Atlanta and San Francisco are VERY different cities with VERY different populations. There's some gross undertones in some of the commentary I'm seeing. #wnba

I do want to point out that these finals are between the lowest valued team in the league and the highest valued team in the league, and those valuations aren't about the players or the teams. #wnba

League sucks ass, but Atlanta will bring the crowd and the culture at 12:30pm on a Thursday.

BREAKING: Game 6 of the WNBA Finals will be held Thursday at 12:30pm ET at Atlanta’s State Farm Arena, sources told ESPN’s Ramona Shelburne. It will be a double-header with the Atlanta Hawks’ game, which will be moved to 8pm.

Impress them by being the person they look back at in ten years and say "They had good boundaries!"

Worked a little. Fished a little. Did my chores. Now eating a fish I caught a few hours ago for dinner. Nice day.

Bring back The Torkelsons you cowards

Listen, if we have to win the championship at Gateway, so be it.

Be strong in your convictions and quit screeming crying throwing up to us for absolution.

People that truly feel they are trans allies and who also feel very strongly that anti-trans Dems should win elections have exactly one option: support the anti-trans Dems they want and leave us alone. Go knock on doors! Go text bank! Leave us alone.

MAN I get why kids scream and lose it when they skin their knees because I just fell right down and that shit hurts

In 2005, Time Magazine did a cover story on “The Battle Over Gay Teens.” It’s the same handwringing we see now from “concerned” adults on behalf of young people. “Kids are disclosing their homosexuality with unprecedented regularity–and they are doing so much younger.” time.com/archive/6596...

Finally watching Widow’s Bay, and yall didn’t tell me it’s SCARY scary

Josh Turek of Iowa, Democrat, comes out with one of the worst anti-trans ads yet. Not only is it an anti-sports ad, it proposes a ban on federal funding for gender affirming care. That would hit all medicaid and medicare patients, and any ACA federally-subsidized plans as well. Horrific.

Proud of my Dream, man.

I did say

Did Kaila Charles just swat Angel from outside the huddle?!

People counting atl out too early. I know we have to come back a different team after halftime, but sadly that is kind of our thing. #wnba

Williams got away with a big one there.

¯\(ツ)/¯ #WNBASky #SkyHoops