Eric Hirsch

Male tiger + female lion = tigon Male lion + female tiger = liger Male zebra + female donkey = zonkey Male donkey + female zebra = Debra

This is of course dumb but also just the doorway proves Obama‘s point which is that Trump has made the White House look fucking tacky

Can we get back to racism being shameful and disqualifying again sometime soon

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects

I know there's a lot going on but I feel it should probably be more of an above-the-fold story that members of Congress released a thoroughly documented report directly accusing the president of the United States of being a serial rapist.

I don't care for how this has become almost a joke people throw in along with how he's old and fat and orange rather than a stomach-churning, existentially horrifying thing for a nation to know about its head of state.

There are four types of Bluesky users

thinking about stealing fire from the gods. a hot take

Sickos variations, get yer fresh hot sickos here in this thread!

Funny to see what industries are like yeah an LLM can do my job. Every creative field is like “fuck you this sucks” and Lawyers are like “yeah for the boring shit but don’t tell anyone” and half of coders are like “I’m shit, I’m a worm, please fucking kill me” and the other half are really annoyed.

just got assigned to interview Bill Hader, but i really don't know how i can possibly top the greatest Bill Hader interview of all time...

Does she lie and say she’s in love with him? Can’t find a Betteridge

RIP to this man. This is a really powerful 62 seconds of video.

The Knicks being broken this year means that a) they can feasibly claim that Dolan fucked up the vibes by being a cheapskate and b) he can feasibly claim that his unwillingness to spend is now being vindicated.

don't vote for me or my son ever again

My neck, my back My $2000 phone crack

Nathan Fielder: Do you understand why the joke was funny Elizabeth Holmes: Steamed hams is a funny thing to call a hamburger

Trump is gonna be such an asshole when Clinton (and possibly also Biden???) dies before him

Vled Van Freet

You can’t see nothing

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”must watch“ is not an exaggeration!!!

Lmao at New Jersey being the only state that likes no one

Why is this student so upset about the mushroom, though? What could it have done to make her protest across the whole continent

we have You Can See Everything at home

This is incredible he just keeps on taking more and more steps

Are progressive lenses a scam? I feel like I can mostly see worse unless my head, eyes, and glasses are all in the perfect position

The dishonest press is just going to completely ignore the context, which is that he’s talking about Reacher

Extremely good point here made about The Movie that I hadn’t thought of

Tom Hardy's stunt double & Charlize Theron's stunt double fell in love during Fury Road & have a family now

Struggling to engage with the concept of “father and son Republican operatives Timmy and Tommy Teepell.” Come on man can even one thing be like 5% less stupid

visualizing Nathan giving an Oscar speech