Eric Heimlich

There are four types of bsky users

Just in time for Halloween: a thread of spooky Bullseye interviews from over the years. 🎃 👻 💀 buff.ly/hr1vtIO

I hope they get someone with the same screen presence like a wet paper sack, Xoco’s very firm poops or Dakota Johnson

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Cyn would’ve been sad 😔

“Ok you’re at 10 thousand miles. I’d highly recommend a new air filter”

Hello my old friend

Love my early voting place at a rec center in a light industrial area Only I’ve had to wait was Obama 08

Going to pogo like no one’s pogo’d before

Fury (2014) is on Apple and it is the 2nd best and most accurate WW2 tank movie after and say it with me “Kelly’s Heroes”

Really could use some crinkle fries and a vanilla milkshake

This is your head on twitter

Once you vote you should be automatically opted out of any political texts for 3 months

can we name five things the city of Dallas has done well in terms of physical changes to the public realm?

STOP RUBBING THE DRUGS!. #TeamCrack

@jennifermarmor.bsky.social she’ll take em down If she gets da cookies

Yeah russians in there

Destroy the churches

Love that my “florist” always brings my stuff in a little gift bag

Lamb loin chops are the chicken wings of lamb (derogatory)

Bring back shoving in lockers

Do kids do BB gun wars anymore?

28 Days Later as it was my first date with my wife

Going to need to get a step so Maisie can get on couch soon 🙁. Ol girl has had multiple joints with arthritis since she was 5 and 13 now

Obsession was great

Well well well, first time for anything

What a kind person to send coke to people that will probably need it in the next few weeks

Jon Ossoff Backs Up Car, Runs Over Mike Collins Again. And Again. And Again. And Again. by @evanhurst.substack.com follow him RN plz! www.wonkette.com/p/jon-ossoff...

Two debating styles: 1. El-Sayed. Acts like a skilled boxer as he throws jabs early and often at his opponent until they are weakened and then opens it up. 2. Ossoff. Pulls the sink from the green room in the back and starts beating his opponent with it right away. Does not stop until its over.

Who’s this fucking hero?

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Shout out to the homie at the unnamed national chicken joint that gave me 10 spicy tenders instead of 7

Sheesh today not great USWNT lost to Spain DTFC 1-1 which I napped during And ATX shellacking 1-4 by Nashville

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Slenderman’s mom

Why can’t these people stand normally?