Newt (scary)

Newt (scary)

@eepy.party

She/her β€’ Hopelessly gay β€’ A soggy salamander riddled with anxiety β€’ πŸ”ž

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Why does being hungry make me so tired Girl you need food not a nap, you're still gonna be hungry when you wake up 😭

Newt (scary) reposted

call her remote code execution the way a single text from her has me doing things i shouldnt

Happy injection day to any Tuesday stabbing enjoyers Somehow managed to screw the needle onto my syringe so tight I had to get pliers to undo it lmfao

Newt (scary) reposted

i don't know who needs to hear this right now but your friends really do love you and they actually wish they could hang out with u more because you're really lovely to be around

Newt (scary) reposted

My grandma has Alzheimer's so I know it's not intentional, but it is so draining to be introduced repeatedly as my mother's "son who helps out a lot" whenever we take her places

Trying to convince myself I want to get up and eat something instead of sleeping until the sun goes down

Jxl is real!

Firefox for Web Developers@webdevs.firefox.com

Firefox 158 landed today! For web devs: πŸŽ‰ JPEG XL support, including full progressive rendering. πŸŽ‰ 'navigate' on notifications, so they can go to a URL without firing events. πŸŽ‰ WebGPU's float32-blendable πŸŽ‰ WebGL's EXT_polygon_offset_clamp And more! developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/M...

Ughhhh Slept a little, ate a little Still feel bleh Titties are very sore, probably growing again Send hugs :(

Newt (scary) reposted

dude,, she's cuddleslop. you only like her because she holds you and makes you feel all warm and protected in her arms,,,

Ohio making everything worse: part ??? (I lost count)

TransOhio@transohio.bsky.social

Important Ohio Birth Record Correction ALERT Ohio's Bureau of Vital Statistics is currently reviewing and proposing changes to the rules governing corrections and amendments to Ohio birth records. www.transohio.org/birthrecorda... Discord Call Scheduled: Let’s discuss it all @ 7pm on the 20th

Newt (scary) reposted

the nsfw art trend of the week being a genderbend harry potter character that people are referring to with a portmanteau of the characters name and a misogynistic slur is ridiculously on the nose. it feels like some outlandish parody where someone tried to think of the most soulless thing possible

Local jazz station played a jazz cover of never gonna give you up Why is the local jazz station Rick rolling me T-T

Decided to host my own matrix server, excited to add another open communication protocol no one uses to my contact page

I have come to understand matrix has bridge services to many other platforms, this is awful what do you mean I now have an excuse to host and or make an account like almost everywhere

The fuck happened today, why did you need to hit my personal site this hard? Looks like most of it came from OVH, so I guess I'll just block their ASN? Also, last time I complained about AI scrapers I got put on some lists, but this literally took my vps to a crawl today

I might have to take a break from socials for election season There's nothing I can do and this shit is soul rending Give your trans friends a hug please

Newt (scary) reposted

as always, if you are an apologist for trans-exclusionary Dems, and especially if you do so in the name of supposed concern for the GOP putting trans ppl into "camps", & especially especially when you won't listen to trans ppl telling you why this is fucked up logic & strategy, I will block you.

Does anyone have a recommendation for a fedi instance? IDK if I'm going to get around to hosting my own so tell me your favorite queer friendly instance <3