Edorian

Announcing the Ecosystem Security Team at The PHP Foundation! Thanks to a grant from Alpha-Omega at @linuxfoundation.org, this effort will improve security across the entire PHP ecosystem. The amazing @edorian.bsky.social will be filling this role.✨ thephp.foundation/blog/2026/05... #php #security

Delighted with the applications we got for the #PHP 8.6 Release Mangers (RMs) so far. There are still a couple of days left to apply as well. news-web.php.net/php.internal...

I released #php 8.5.0RC2 yesterday resolving the last issue around one deprecation and many fixes. Big thanks to #phpunit, #Symfony and all the others for their early testing, ensuring the release version is as good as can be. www.php.net/archive/2025...

🚀 What’s new in #PHP 8.5? At #IntPHPCon, Volker Dusch (Release Manager) shares: ⚡ Perf boosts ✨ New features 🛠 Handling deprecations 📅 Oct 29 | 10:15–11:15 🔗 https://f.mtr.cool/ozadazlnys

Published my first #PHP release today as the responsible Release Manager So I’m delighted to say: 8.5.0alpha2 is ready for testing now: externals.io/message/128094 Big thanks to Tideways and my colleagues there for supporting me in doing this and to Pierrick Charron for the onboarding and support

Oh look, my company's logo :)

Congratulations to @edorian.bsky.social and Daniel Scherzer, the “rookie” release managers for PHP 8.5! 🎉🎊👏 news-web.php.net/php.internal... #PHP

Back in the Netherlands for the first time since Covid 🎊

Playing a detective game and this part of one of the puzzles really got me. 🦅

👋 So many new and old friends. What brought you all here these days? Anyways, welcome.

!jazbot whereami

Wow, Talos 2 looks truly awful with DLSS. Given the game relies on it very hard to reach even 60 it's quite a shame for something that doesn't look all that impressive. TSR - Native / Medium vs DLSS - Quality / Medium And it looks plain awful in motion: imgur.com/a/55FQiNQ

The combination of Snap and Gnome might be the worst software install experience on the market. I'd rather deal with .msi files. "Please update [button]" "Can't update while the software is running in the background with no window. I WILL be nagging you every day now" The levels of anti-user.

10 hours of Geoguesser with commentary. 🎉 www.youtube.com/live/aY6hkg8...

Urban Planning Opinion Progression xkcd.com/2832

Loading read run's checkpoint on the Unity debacle. Loose the trust of your customers and community - Any% world record.

Chants of Sennaar and the final DLC for The Case of the Golden Idol have both been fantastic deduction games. Very happy with all the wonderful indies of 2023 in general, but these where special gems.

I'm on a boat. Lake it or not.

The difference between Bluesky and Twitter isn't that there are no crappy people here; this place has 840k users as of this instant, it's impossible some of them won't be trolls, creeps or malign. The difference is the ethos here is "Don't engage, just block." The moment the mask comes off, block.

I think the lesson we've learned from the invite system is that no one is more than two degrees away from someone who would absolutely ruin a party.

My slowly degrading hollow knight hoodie. Feels quite appropriate that all things turn into void again.

Coming home to an empty apartment makes me OH WAIT THERE'S PIZZA LEFTOVERS

In my headcannon M*SK and Sp*z made a bet on who can kill their platform faster and all their yes people just went with it.

So many new folks. Hello 👋

Pre launch: Threads is not going to spy on you. Trust™ me™ bro™. Post launch: Threads is not available in your country as privacy regulations make it impossible for us to operate it legally.

"Still punk as fuck" I whisper as I spend my days toiling away at projects for a promo document leaving my colleagues with the important work.

When the funny is stuck on the M-4.

First time in a while I got some patches into open source projects. Always a nice feeling

The EU is about to require smartphones come with user replaceable batteries by 2027. This follows the requirement that all phones should support USB-C charging by 2024. Politicians are now driving more iPhone innovation than Apple product managers. 🤣

Ask your LLM about the parallels of GNU hurd and Horus heresy. Or about what event in 40k mirrors the creation of systemd.

How to kill a tech company because that's easier than to develop a business model

Discovery here still seems quite hard. Popular feed and keyboard search is what's here? Is there a Twitter->Bluesky lookup tool somewhere, like there is for Mastodon? Or am I missing some feature 🤔

Hello there 👋