Siddhartha Gudetama

put down your swords and pick up your plowshares right this fucking moment you idiots

My cheese curds My uff da My Miller Lite Brewers in Five

Billy Evans is the new poster child for people who listen to podcasts at 2x speed. If you do that, you’re Billy Evans to me now

For more on this, read Aurora by Kim Stanley Robinson

Absolutely not. Humans evolved to live on Earth and there’s no other place that has the right amount of everything we need, like climate, liquid water, mix of oxygen and non-toxic gases in the atmosphere, magnetic field, gravity, puppies, kittens, etc.

I think we never talked enough about how Doja Cat mentioned Leeroy Jenkins in her latest album

Love isn’t worship, love is change

My heart too fast. My stomach too acid. My blood too sugar. They’ll kill me!

if your agents are going to commit crimes, you are legally responsible if you cannot figure out how to prevent your agents from doing crimes, you’re going to have to choose between releasing them and protecting yourself from criminal liability imo this would do more for “ai safety” than a sex cult

Speaking hardly and carrying a small stick

republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution

ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...

Long ago, the three macros lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the carbohydrate nation attacked (I might have gestational diabetes)

So uh. Are we gonna talk about this or?

It is truly so crazy to me that anyone sees trans people as a threat to their gender identity rather than as a welcome and exciting expansion to it. My life and relationship to my own gender are only enriched by knowing trans women and being in conversation with them about this whole “woman” thing

Reaching the part of my dog’s fall shed where petting her produces a furry version of the cherry-blossom-petals-falling effect from anime in my entire field of view

I got a coffee today that tastes like cigarette. Unfortunately, I don't hate it

thank you, weather app.. you're the only one i can trust

I don’t care, I’m still free; you can’t take the sky from me.

Genuinely heartbroken that they don’t make these in the slice and bake tubes anymore, would love to share that experience with my kid 🥺

How I’m moving these days

When I say I’m a daddy’s girl what I mean is that every day of this pregnancy I’m making new indigestion noises I’ve previously only heard coming out of my 68 year old father

Yeah I have a “birth plan”, it’s called “nobody dies”

The iced coffee discourse is a psyop by big employer to present the illusion that they are holding job interviews

Chugging my iced coffee within the first 5 minutes of the interview, spending the rest of the time loudly sucking on the straw and shaking the ice around whenever I’m not actively speaking. Maybe I pop the top and chew the ice

I'll be bringing an ice cream sandwich to my interview, and if you're a nice interviewer I'll let you have a bite

Being pregnant in the same year as Anne Hathaway and Carly Rae Jepsen is an auspicious portent, I believe

www.theguardian.com/global-devel... I feel like just the fact that I pay taxes in one of the countries that did this means I should be strung up outside The Hague

Was wondering why I had serotonin withdrawal symptoms all yesterday, turns out I accidentally only took 1/3 of my prescribed med dose 🤪

If I ever develop one of those organ dysfunctions that mandates reduced water intake I'm gonna be such a baby about it. You're just gonna have to take me out back and shoot me, I won't stop being juiced up. Staying moisturized and in my lane unto death

If the Briahna is Joy Gray, she’s gonna be cray If the Brianna is Wu, she’s nutty too

If it were feasible to crochet in the bathtub I would live in there like Baron Harkonnen

it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam

Ah, love! Life’s greatest catastrophe.