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Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe

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Donald Trump may not be Hitler but it certainly demonstrates how a Hitler can happen.

MAGA's idea of "art of the deal": $20B for Iran, $20B for Argentina, $16B for Israel, $0 for your healthcare. Winning.

JD Vance is so good at saying remarkably stupid and false things in an unbelievably condescending manner. It’s like he thinks you’re a fucking idiot for not believing his obvious lies.

I’m actually pretty stoked for Viktor Orban to lose his election in a week. Will be very satisfying.

Great speech, dude.

A truly Christian nation would never have elected Donald Trump.

It’s giving Fox News Southern Border 9/11 Fantasy — which is a real (fake) decades-long conservative narrative. Here’s a video I made about it two years ago:

The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.

Joe Kent’s resignation letter confirms what we already knew to be true — there was no imminent threat from Iran. There was no national security threat to our country. Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, Pete Hegseth, JD Vance, etc… are lying to the American people. And to the world.

Anyone else noticing an increasing amount of Bluesky accounts attacking the Democratic Party with “both sides are bad” arguments. As if we wouldn’t all be at brunch instead of having to protest the latest worst thing the GOP has inflicted on us. Feels like a coordinated disinformation campaign

Has anyone pointed out to ICE agents that if they're arresting people solely to collect a bonus, they're not law enforcement officers. They're bounty hunters. I look forward to all of them losing their jobs and being blacklisted from serving in law enforcement.

Who would have guessed that the legal system in America was so fragile that a single crazy president could ignore the whole thing, from the Constitution right down to state laws? Why does the Supreme Court and Congress let this demented moron act like the dictator of a banana republic?

Wow did something happen in the US in January 2025?

When Trump is gone I will travel the country removing every thing he put his name on

My bet is he bombs Iran for a few weeks, declares “mission accomplished,” and leaves the mess behind.

If the United States is going to go around the world causing regime changes, we should practice here first.

I still won’t forget about the Epstein Files

Widespread fraud is microscopic. Non-citizens can’t vote in federal elections. States already verify ballots. The SAVE Act doesn’t secure elections — it creates barriers for legal voters. This is another GOP ‘solution’ in search of a problem. This is a voter suppression bill— plain and simple.

When the going gets tough, the imitation tough attack a marginalized ethnic group with next to no ability to defend themselves. A reminder: almost all crime in America is committed by our fellow Americans; often by our neighbors and folks we know.

Counterpoint: No. ICE doesn’t need reform. Abolition and prosecution is the bare minimum.

I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.

Oh, okay. I'll bite. The right to vote is enshrined in the Constitution. The "right" of armed federal cops to arrest, beat, and kill people with anonymity is not.

GOP LACKEY: The new polls are in - voters still DON'T like being terrorized and killed! TRUMP: Yes they do. [throws polls in garbage, loudly poops pants]

The SAVE Act is an election power grab that could block millions of eligible voters. Let’s be clear: we’ve already seen U.S. citizens detained by ICE despite having proof of citizenship. Now we’re supposed to trust this same government to police paperwork at the ballot box? tinyurl.com/yhwj7b77

[frantically raising hand] ooh, ooh. I know. Because Americans have a constitutional right to vote but don't have a right to open a bank account or drive a car.

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Since Trump likes to have things named after him…I hereby declare from this day forward we change “taking a dump” to “taking a Trump”. “I gotta take a Trump” “I took the biggest Trump this morning” Would be a fitting tribute.

When Dems get back full control of the Government, like the Republicans have now...they should start the IMMEDIATE IMPEACHMENT of Justice Clarence Thomas and Alito.

The Winter Olympics start today, and we will feel pride and honor for our country. But when we see our criminal, delusional President, we feel none of those things. I’ve faced off with him before, and now I’m ready to take him on in Congress.

Congress, it's time to start an independent commission to investigate and make sense of the Epstein Files. The American public demands answers for everyone named in the files and accountability for the victims. It's time. How deep does this go? Why won't the DOJ do their job? Investigate them.

The corruption of Trump cannot be measured by or compared to any past US presidents. He engages in mass fraud, mass crime, mass abuse, then smears it all over with mass lies. Mixed heavily with psychosis, hate, racism and ego driven cult mania.

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The president Sent armed men In masks Into American cities And they killed Americans Treason No question He attacked his own country Period How is there any debate about this?