Ron Sparks

Ron Sparks

@ronsparks.ca

Officially Canada's best comedian with dangly bits in the year 2012. #CBC #NBC #JFL #Debaters #MTV #MuchMusic #CTV #Stratford #22Minutes #Beaverton #NationalPost #GlobeAndMail 13x #CCA winner & former grade 6 floor hockey MVP

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Which Donald Trump hairstyle do you like best? A) Trump Classic Combover (right) B) Parted in the Middle While Lying for Vivek Ramaswamy (left)

Who knew then that all these years later the Great Pumpkin would be President of the United States? Again? Thanks, idiot voters and non-voters! Back then he was just a teenager, lying about being a top student and baseball star, and borrowing medals to look accomplished in his yearbook photos.

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In "Peanuts," Linus first mentioned the Great Pumpkin on October 26, 1959, creating what would go on to become an indelible cultural icon. Here’s that strip, followed by the rest of that week’s dailies:

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Proud to share I'm being inducted into Chatham-Kent's Cultural Hall of Fame. Should I wear the hat? Please lmk in the comments. Please continue to support live and local comedy and the arts :) It's tonight @ 6pm, details in the link. www.facebook.com/share/p/1PRH...

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The fierce, bipartisan backlash to Vivek Ramaswamy's decision to feature Amy Acton’s estranged mother in a vile ad left Republicans in Ohio and Washington reeling. Her mother hasn’t spoken to her daughter since 1978 when she defended Acton’s stepfather, who was indicted for raping Acton as a child.

time.com'We Now Deserve to Lose': Ramaswamy Ad Deepens GOP Panic in OhioJ.D. Vance defended Ramaswamy, as GOP strategists privately told TIME the divisive ad had already backfired badly.

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Musk just warned Democrats he'll "come for" anyone who investigates him. Look, that’s not a threat. It's a dare. If Dems win the House and don't hit him hard on Day One, subpoenas in hand, every vote we cast drifts away in fear. He called the bluff. Now they have to call his.

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Q: There's a report that FEMA is telling states to prepare to handle disasters on their own. Any reaction? OSSOFF: So the Trump administration is telling folks across the country to prepare to fend for themselves while taxpayer dollars are sent to back Don Jr & Eric's mining interest in Kazakhstan?

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Replying to @katiephang.bsky.social

If Alina Habba really wants to secure guaranteed convictions so badly, she just has to do one thing: Go back to being a defense attorney.

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On October 20, 2026, reports revealed that Elon Musk personally ordered the slowdown of a military-grade version of SpaceX's Starlink satellite service—known as Starshield—that Ukraine's military heavily relies upon. The WSJ detailed that Musk did this without consulting the White House. 🤬

A sovereign Starlink alternative is long overdue. It's not just about not being able to trust the US government any more. It's about not putting national security in the hands of corporate oligarchs like Elon Musk who've shown they'll always put their own cash ahead of others' lives. #Ukraine 🇨🇦❤️🇺🇦

cbc.caFrench-U.K. Starlink rival pitches Canada on 'sovereign' satellite service for Arctic military operations | CBC NewsEutelsat, a company largely owned by the French and U.K. governments, is offering Canada an alternative to Elon Musk's Starlink satellite broadband communications in the Far North. The company says it...

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Zelenskyy says Starlink restrictions REMAIN in Ukraine, crippling interceptor drones and military operations. He says Ukraine has evidence the restrictions are DELIBERATE after testing Starlink systems in the EU, where they worked perfectly at speeds that cause connections to fail inside Ukraine.

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Replying to @atrupar.com

It's really hard to believe that American parents are sending their children to school, and then having them come home a completely different gender... ... because it's not happening. That's a lie by GOP MAGA fearmongers.

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Ashley Hinson claims Josh Turek supports "allowing kids to change their gender at school and not tell their parents"

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Trump hired someone completely over her head unvetted who lied repeatedly about her professional background for years. She was really bad at the job. Then his friend Hannity did a hit job to take her out. Trump fires her. Naturally, MAGA is blaming the media and Democrats.

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🌐 The Kremlin spent years building its idea of a “sovereign internet,” centralizing services and tightening control. Now, one by one, Russia’s data centers are being hit – and when such a centralized system loses key infrastructure, there are very few alternatives ready to replace it.

Trick question. Donald Trump is a traitor and Russian asset BECAUSE he makes stupid decisions. SLAVA UKRAINI! 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇳🇺🇦

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47 days since Karoline Leavitt's last lie fest. 24 days since the last Trump White House press briefing by interim secretary Todd Blanche. All that runway and the best Katie Zacharia can do is 15 min of pure disaster, answering only 3 questions from friendly media Fox News, Daily Mail & Breitbart.

Mike Rogers' wife handing out $10 gas gift cards in a desperate last minute attempt to buy votes for his Michigan Senate race vs Abdul El-Sayed sums up the 2026 midterms nicely: - brazenly overt GOP criminal act - hypocritical MAGA election corruption - insults voters' smarts 🥴 - DESTINED TO FAIL!

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She made Josh Lyman look good!

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47 days since Karoline Leavitt's last lie fest. 24 days since the last Trump White House press briefing by interim secretary Todd Blanche. All that runway and the best Katie Zacharia can do is 15 min of pure disaster, answering only 3 questions from friendly media Fox News, Daily Mail & Breitbart.

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I love him

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Ossoff: "I want to remind folks across Georgia that while you pay more for everything as a result of Donald Trump's incompetence, the president and his family are enriching themselves to the tune of billions of dollars ... we urgently need to restore checks and balances"

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CNN on Zacharia: "Some White House officials are already wondering how long she'll keep the job. They tell Kaitlan Collins her performance was unlikely to satisfy President Trump. One White House official called the appearance 'unusual.' Another called it 'brutal.'"

47 days since Karoline Leavitt's last lie fest. 24 days since the last Trump White House press briefing by interim secretary Todd Blanche. All that runway and the best Katie Zacharia can do is 15 min of pure disaster, answering only 3 questions from friendly media Fox News, Daily Mail & Breitbart.

newrepublic.comTrump’s New Press Secretary Holds Train-wreck Debut BriefingKatie Zacharia was as awkward as it gets in her first press briefing, and one White House insider predicted she won’t last if she keeps this up.

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Zelenskyy might be saving our democracy. The mad genius is bombing Russian data centers linked to FAKE NEWS bot farms. Without them, Putin’s midterm influence will accidentally fall from a 30th floor window. I 💙 Ukraine 🇺🇦

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“America should not be throwing a lifeline to Putin’s war machine…Putin doesn’t want peace. Putin wants Ukraine.” — Mike Pence I briefed him as Vice President. He’s right. Lifting sanctions doesn’t buy peace. It funds the war. Slava Ukraini.