James Milton

Remember when everyone was supposed to get “DOGE dividends” and $2,000 tariff rebates? Now Elon Musk is promising to give every child a SpaceX share, while Trump is claiming he'll dole out $5,000 checks if Republicans win the midterms. Their desperation is showing. Don’t be fooled.

Anthony Albanese is a fucking spineless coward!

Our Prime Minister cuddling up to a fascist dictator is a disgrace on an international stage!

Robert Kraft looks like Jimmy Carter fell into a vat of dioxins

If Ed Sheeran needs a friendly support act for the remainder of his tour, he should see if Gal Gadot will get on stage and sing "Imagine"

The TK Maxx ads feel like being beaten senseless by an army of manic pixies armed with inflatable bats and pool noodles, and I honestly couldn't think of a more fitting punishment for those responsible.

If MItch McConnel isn't dead and those photos are real, then he's almost certainly an 84 year old toddler at this stage.

The quickest way to gain 50kg is to step on a broken escalator

Still holding out hope that the Late Show with Stephen Colbert will outlast Donald Trump

Just saying America, you're bad at this!

JD Vance and Jared Kushner combined still have less charisma than one of Rob Schneider's worn out jock-straps, and they're the envoy being sent to negotiate peace with Iran. Let's hope they're a fan of Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo.

May his blessings be upon us soon

Fuck

I'll support any deal with Iran that economically fucks over the United States, as long as they are the only immediate casualties. But if Iran wants any middle eastern oil trade to be done in Euros, or Yuan, sure. Let's do it. Fuck the USA.

I hate how stupid everything is.

No context needed

Calm down, dying won't affect Robert Mueller's ability to prosecute even the most brazen of crimes.

I can't even stand Pauline's voice,

Do any Americans actually believe that the USA is more respected under Donald Trump? The world hates you and thinks you're being run by an insane fascist paedophile.

If you have to pay $2.8 billion in damages and it doesn’t remotely impact your bottom line or behavior, it wasn’t enough. #ElonMusk

Why does the military need $200 billion for a war we've won?

Israel deliberately targeting medical facilities in south Lebanon, say health workers

It sounds like he drinks a lot. I'm sure Pete Kegsbreath has "teleported" to a few Waffle Houses before. He even used to "teleport" to his job at Fox and Friends (weekend).

We need the sarcasm so we don't go insane.

Cartoon by Mike Luckovich

I want all US government assets deported from Australia and banned for life.

Is anyone going to do it? Please?

The United States is contemplating threatening to kill people with HIV in another country as leverage to get that country's minerals. We have become a sick nation, just as depraved and disgusting as its leader.

“Mother, father & brothers aged five and seven shot in the head, face as they returned from shopping trip” Just another everyday massacre by Israeli “police”, one atrocity among countless others as US proxy Israel spirals into ultra-terrorism. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled. A truly extraordinary moment. We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. Act like it.

Hey, if you're in Seattle and you like punk music or eat food, this guy is in two bands, Toe Tag and Accused AD. He also used to own Zippy's Giant Burgers with his (hopefully soon to be ex) wife.

THIS! This is what women have to put up with on the regular.

Not her job to placate him. Skip the manager go to HR.

Shameful. https://www.propublica.org/article/veterans-affairs-mental-health-therapists-quit-trump

Everything the Ellison family could own if Paramount buys Warner Bros: Paramount+ CBS CNN Showtime HBO Warner Bros TNT TBS MTV DC Studios Nickelodeon Comedy Central Cartoon Network And more... This is a rotten deal that the Trump regime has rubber stamped. State AGs must step in and block it.

Oh my God no one in this administration actually cares about Jewish people, you know that, right?

I was told misinformation is not a real problem.

The White House wants an extra $50 billion to fund Trump’s illegal war. That’s on top of the Pentagon’s $1T budget — which Trump is trying to boost to $1.5T. Remember that over half of defense spending flows to private corporations and the Pentagon has failed eight financial audits in a row.

“You’re a U.S. senator!” Bernie stops Noem’s replacement from literally trying to fight someone👇🏽 This should go great

Grace Tame is a difficult woman. And you know what? Good for her. We need more difficult women.

My seething hatred for Anthony Albanese only grows by every day

DO NOT WORRY, a super-intelligent AI will not end humanity. A power devouring, water poisoning, buggy, hallucinating party trick given control of everything will. Generative AI is a snake on a Segway, and we've collectively decided that it's good to pilot the plane we're all flying in.

I hope that the Gold Coast City Council realises that if a Trump Hotel is built on the Gold Coast, the lobby will be used as a public toilet.