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Every single time

Oh look, another man trying to use theology to justify his desires. Groundbreaking. Perhaps instead of worrying about women's 'sexual sin,' this own hubris. Just a thought.

These types of dudes are so exhausting.

He wants the aesthetic labor of an Instagram influencer combined with the workload of an 1800s farm wife, all wrapped up in a fantasy that somehow costs zero effort.

The way they tell on themselves.

Him realizing that his entire romantic value hinges on a woman having zero options. Pathetic.

Dude: generalizes women Also dude: don't generalize an entire gender!!!!

Why is Mario Lopez posting weird AI of his niece?

Interesting how they want to check just the little girls but not the boys and doesn't say who is going to do the "checking".

Oh lucky her! He "considers" her opinion. Wow. Just wow.

This is the only time I will let the Lupita Nyong'o was "miscast" narrative slide.

In other words, he wants to see how much he can control her

Whether it be FIFA or Superbowl or any other sports dominated by male fans, the stats are always the same. But we are told we are the emotional ones.

The bear would never

Oh no Andrew Tate isn't getting any commissary, the horror.

But he drove all the way to her apartment though... 🤦‍♀️

Had no idea that's where the anus was..

That is a whole lot of application requirements for a position that clearly no one wants.

Y'all I know we've all seen this Andrew Tate video, but I needed a good laugh and this was better than any comedy skit.

You know this is the type of guy that won't pay a sex worker professional rates, but thinks a 10-piece McNugget entitles him to a binding legal contract

The scary part is he's serious.

Jared Leto apologists are troubling.

Pissing on yourself and children in public for… Morgan Wallen? Imagine risking a criminal record for music that sounds like a lawnmower sputtering out.

It's true though

Some scientists believe" doing heavy lifting for "I made this up in my mom's basement ".

A poor man knows he’s poor, a poor woman knows she’s poor, and the guy who posted this thinks women are just decorative appliances that run on a husband's credit card.

Ahh yes the stoica who never complain.

Right right right, ego. It's must be the ego.

The persecution fetish they have

DJ Envy admitting before his wife he didn't wash his butt. Fellas, why is this common??

Because GROK didn't make enough CSAM....

Hope she's stashing away a Go Fund.

Giving Americans explosive diarrhea to save a few bucks on porta potties. And RFK Jr: Cyclospora cayetanensis? Never heard of her.

Ah yes, the classic gamer tragedy: Blizzard stops letting weirdo game developers from stealing breast milk from nursing mothers, adds a Jimothy pet option, and suddenly the universe is collapsing and they are unable to enjoy a playing.

Using his logic shouldn't he be rolling in women being so this toxic?

So Trump's argument isn't that he didn't do it, it's that he gets to do it because he's President. Quite on brand. E. Jean Carroll standing up for all of us.

Golfer Charley Hull laughs at her HILARIOUS prank. Imagine having millions in the bank and thinking the funniest joke in the world is tricking your underpaid caddie into thinking he can afford a mortgage. And they wonder why the phrase "Eat the rich" was made.

Because he doesn't want to adult he thinks he can neg his way to get someone else to do it for him.

Such a Nice Guy™

So he can't take any accountability to pack his own lunch?

Remember when they were clutching pearls over Charlie Kirk posts and getting people fired?

Jared Leto, criminal sexual misconduct? The least surprising headline and of course it's with minors.

I hope she has a wonderful divorce.

They really aren't lonely enough

The same dudes, "The divorce came out of nowhere".

The way so many were so comfortable with this.

Ask any woman, and she knows a survivor. Ask any group of guys, and they know a "bro who just gets a bad rap." Funny how math works.

Exhausting

Nothing hurts quite like fishing for manosphere applause and getting fact-checked into non-existence instead. He must have forgotten that literate people who have actually read Emily Wilson’s Odyssey translation also have internet access.

Funny how the tradwife aesthetic videos always leave out the most authentic 1950s accessory of all: medical-grade coping mechanisms.