Dr. Monkey Boy

“You’re making me hard” 😂

This is actually hilarious 😂 🤣 The man makes some valid points, tho Shark, at home just minding its business, then here comes this stranger

"They say the fu¢king radiation is the fu¢king reason you have such beautiful fu¢king sunsets."

How I arrived on BlueSky.

Not my job for a long time, but a key plot point of Madame Web is that when you apply chest compressions it cures the patient and they get up and walk away.

@snl-pitch-bot

What the hell is "rage talk" and why are over entitled men such cunts?

Marco Rubio: “Iranians are radical religious lunatics.” Also: Have you met Paula White, the White House faith advisor?

I love this woman. If only her words could reach all human ears. A must watch till the end, Speaker-Vandana Shiva is an Indian scholar, environmental activist, food sovereignty advocate, ecofeminist and antiglobalization author. #WomeninLeadership IG: @maturedgirl

Baby Jesus fights for the users!

Listening to a book about the Truman presidency. The comparison with Trump couldn't be more stark. Civil Rights, the Marshall Plan, USAID, presidential transition planning, expanding immigration. We have a long way to go to get back to where we once were, if we even can.

"Now they were deep in the fiction section, surrounded by books that told nothing but lies." Love it. @nightvaleradio.bsky.social

Whoopsie daisy. 🤣😂🤣😂

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

Jack Smith: "I think we are facing an attack on the rule of law that is different in kind and scope to anything I've seen in my lifetime"

I’d say the U.S. could have salvaged its reputation until we elevated Trump a second time. The world is fully aware now that at any future election we’re willing to have our worst person lead us and do little of any effect to slow his ravages.

WTF. Work as hard?

It was great joining Njideka Akunyili Crosby—a gifted Nigerian-born, Los Angeles-based artist—to unveil our first portrait together. This piece reflects so many chapters of Michelle and my story, and we’re thrilled that it will be on display at the Obama Presidential Center starting this Juneteenth.

If you talk about Michelle Obama today, please make it about this video

like 80 percent of GDP, in nominal terms at least www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Tag yourself: Broadview Six grand jury transcripts edition I’m Up With Liberation (derogatory)

"Sure, you have liver cancer, but if you look at all of your non-liver body parts, the prognosis is VERY good!"

Kamala bought cookware with her own fucking money and the media shit its pants.

An ostrich started the war with Iran? This might need to be updated...

"You volunteered so it doesn't matter why or for what your life was put at risk" is a weird take...

Place your bets #whitehouse

Ugh. Too true.

This level of corruption can't go unpunished.

us.macmillan.com/books/978125... First Second will publish the middle-grades graphic novel adaptation of my novella "Unauthorized Bread" on Apr 20, 2027. The adaptation - by JR Doyle and Blue Deliquanti - is *fantastic*. You can read the original novella here: arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/...

Trump‘s inability to see the second order effects of his actions are incredible

TIL: Trump is putting gold applique all over the White House because he doesn't contain organic molecules.

This is how the notallmen crowd looks.

"a bunch of CGI spectacle and jokes stretched over a thin plot" Accurate review of Mario Galaxy. Would add "nostalgia". Enjoyable for what it is. Won't win an Oscar. Won't win a Razzie.

Maybe it's a boxers/briefs conversation you are misunderstanding...?

Name a film you can watch over and over.

The Texas legislature rammed through a gerrymandering bill at the request of Trump. Virginia actually voted in favor of redistricting to counterbalance what Texas and other Republican-controlled states have done. Yet only one is considered a "power grab." Oligarch-owned media in a nutshell.

When was the last time someone saw JD Vance and how viable is the rumor I'm starting that he's been arrested for having conversations with the Cabinet about the 25th Amendment?

So much false equivalence in media on gerrymandering in Texas vs California & Virginia. California and Virginia maps approved by the voters. That's a huge difference not enough people pointing out

Here's what they will find: 1 The attempt was real 2 Trump's injuries were exaggerated for political gain 3 Trump survived by inches 4 Trump's reaction to the harm to others was callous 5 Trump stopped the investigation to prevent his response and machinations being made public

What does "it was doctored" even mean in the context of an excuse for Trump posting pictures of himself as Jesus? "Whoops! Trump just found out that he's not really Jesus and that wasn't a real picture so he deleted the post!" I'm not trying to be hostile, its just nonsensical.

Vance went full Drebin.

This actually just happened. Trump: NARA is returning the records seized from Mar-a-Lago to Mar-a-Lago so they can go in my Library. WH Comms Dir: NARA is returning Trump's records to him. Me: <files FOIA request for records seized from Mar-a-Lago and then sues, citing the above statements>

I'm worried about AI psychosis. Specifically, I'm worried about the psychosis that makes our "capital allocators" spend *$1.4T* on the money-losingest technology in the history of the human race. 1/

He's going to run as the anti-war candidate in 2028 and the stupidest people you know are all going to pretend to believe it.

This is so well done. 👌

An upcoming Montana ballot referendum would deny corporations the power to spend in state and federal elections. If it passes in deep red Montana, it could pass anywhere. State by state, this could effectively nullify Citizens United. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1fPbGHe3xE