Donettes

These gloves don't cause neuromuscular incapacitation the way that a taser does. In fact, they only work when applied directly to bare skin. These aren't made for apprehending anyone. These have one and only one use: causing extreme pain to already-restrained captives. In plain language: torture.

JUST NOW — Schumer Interrupted: “What could be more corrupt than backing genocide? How dare you talk about corruption. It’s amazing you can show your genocidal face in public!”

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

absolute height of comedy is when they cut to the goal and you see how many kid keepers they've got

Brad Lander SMOKED Goldman holy shit

this New York Times article on the SpaceX IPO spends more time talking about the company's IPO day party plans and decor than they do the fact this is all a giant unworkable con orchestrated by an overt white supremacist huckster

good example of how interviewers can humiliate MAGA guys not by arguing with them but just getting them to straightforwardly describe their beliefs

We can’t nominate any Democrat who doesn’t put Supreme Court reform at the top of their list.

Didn’t news just come out yesterday that US cars are going to be tracking your every move by 2027

Once again because I picked up a few new followers.

DIANNA: Isn't Michael Jr so adorable. HER HUSBAND: Michael what? DIANNA: Michael... the junior member of our loving close-knit family...

Is FD Signifier the last breadtube adjacent person who hasn’t either been outed as a freak or a fascist?

Khanna: They’re saying this technology is going to be bigger than nuclear, bigger than electricity, bigger than aviation. Last I checked, we have an FAA for aviation, nuclear energy is regulated, and electricity is regulated.

it feels trite to say at this point but that would be murder & illegal & i'm pretty sure advocating for it is also illegal

KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you. DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition. [later] BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass FARMER: what the hell

Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.

on this team and gonna keep saying: behind the extremely thin veneer of concern and responsibility of anti-Bluesky takes is the desperate attempt to portray something that is obviously their problem as though it were our problem. nice try. go with God, have a blessed day

damn, but that would mean that all the smirking jagoffs who spent the entire election cycle telling us voters wouldn’t care about the administration’s reprehensible support of an obvious genocide were….. wrong??

It sounds like a joke, but it's not. If a Republican politician ever accuses Democrats of something, there's a very high chance that it's something they did. It's almost pathological.

‘Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear.’

It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes

So an odd thing here is that if you say "an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume" your point is to communicate "it is not really Batman" but the problem is that the real Batman, within the fiction of the comic book "Batman", is also, literally, an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume

we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds

Amy when you’re done self-promoting do you think you could go get that kid out of that concentration camp

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

The old panthers did not say it was about immigrants. This is a lie.

They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.

Another thing we saw in Chicago. They terrorize neighborhoods but pretend no one actually lives there. A man in my neighborhood just happened to be coming home during a CBP kidnapping and ended up with six broken ribs.

Members of Congress should be openly stating right now that military action against Greenland will result in impeachment and removal of the President and the Vice President.

Next up: a phased system of tax credits available to victims of ICE harassment with incomes under $75K who were brutalized in calendar year 2025 & have been enrolled in community college for a year or more but less than four years, notwithstanding other deductions.

this is all it’s really about for them. Not domestic policy, not “economic anxiety”, just an endless desire to punish stand-ins for the Mommy who forced them take a bath, even if it tanks their own quality of life.

You gotta realize, they should be ascendant right now. They control every branch of government. The Maduro thing was seen as a _win_ to them. They are barely a year into this illegitimate presidency and they're despondent.

The guy who shot Marimar Martinez, which resembles Renee Good's shooting in many ways, shouted "Do something bitch" as he shot her. He is also a weapons instructor.

You mean running the democrat playbook of stabbing the left flank of your party in the back over and over again while never delivering anything and trying to appeal to the right wing by conceding every argument to their framing is stupid, reckless, and will never work? Who could have known?