Dog Uncle

@edzitron.com Firmus has withdrawn their IPO

What’s the point of it all?

Oh wow my Presidential Cognitive Test arrived in the mail

Damn this site sucks.

There will never be a human colony on Mars. #spacex #ipo

@eev.ee maybe I’m the only person still playing Pokemon Gold but your website is down and I’m having to pleb it over at pokemondb to check what egg moves Umbreon can learn and I just thought you should know I really appreciate Veekun even if you’ve moved on from it

You should start every post with “Sorry for posting”

sharing my all-time favorite headline again

Alright I’ll say it: Iran should get a nuclear weapon

Whenever I’m watching Grand Designs and the date the project starts flashes up, and that date is AD 2019, I start hooting and hollering. I wish this mysteriously liquid part time maths teacher and his seemingly unpregnant partner all the best on their conversion of this collapsing 16th century mill

Yes, and also yes.

They're there to stop American athletes defecting

"NSW - Dapto"

@jordynbeazley.bsky.social Please check autocorrect! I‘m on their side! It’s Rowland who is the enemy!

Kill All Good Guys, Overcrowd Heaven, Deport the Unwanted to Hell, Where Are We Going With This

History is making fun of us

kinda crazy i've just been lugging this around for 15 years, across state lines, through an eviction, through bankruptcy... it's just not something you let go

Albo should call a royal commission into anti-semitism but only if we can do a compare and contrast between the group chats of Young Libs and Palestinian protest affinity groups.

Rabbi Eli Schlanger is STILL being praised on the ABC News website. This Zionist hate preacher openly celebrated Israel's #GazaGenocide, raised funds for illegal Israeli settlements in the #WestBank AND called for the ethnic cleansing of "Arabs" from Palestine bc "it's our land, it belongs to us." 😲

3/ 🫡

This is the best thing I’ve taught him

"My daughter opposes genocide and also sexual abuse. Where did I go wrong?"

BAN SNICKO

I gotta get my bad un-woke posts out there: Kinda looks like she was storing food in preparation for times of hardship.

I’d rather we pulled our ambassador, pledged allegiance to Maduro and “copped” a tariff (lol what do we even export there?)

#BREAKING: The Commonwealth Ombudsman has published their investigation into the Targeted Compliance Framework & Mutual Obligations system Their findings on the Department's administration of many parts of the system are incredibly damning 👇

Sure sucks to be a CAR LOL! #trains

Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon

Use birth control

Need to start budgeting towards an emergency booze stash. What alcohol stores well long term? All of them?

Arrange three quotes for air condition installation One never replies One shows up and measures up the place and never sends through the quote Go with the third company by default Send the deposit, they go stone silent. It’s just monkeys from top to bottom isn’t it? It’s a wonder anything gets done

England should just fly home now lol

Grok, we all know Nancy Reagan was the throat goat, but how would Elon compare?