Doctor Rubato

Excited my Halloween project is complete, a spooky musical interpretation of Poe's The Raven. Guaranteed to send chills down your spine. It was so much fun to create. Set aside 15 minutes to fully immerse yourself, and stream on your favorite site, or at: doctorrubato.bandcamp.com/track/the-ra...

The best way to get the Epstein files is by impeaching Blanche. Do it on day one of the next Congress. There's plenty of evidence he is violating thew law, obstructing justice, and has a massive conflict of interest. If necessary, keep impeaching his replacements until the files are released.

Halloween is almost here, and in honor you can download my super spooky adaptation of The Raven ***for free*** from Bandcamp. That includes the high quality 16-bit/44.1kHz FLAC file. Listen with headphones to get the full spooky effect. doctorrubato.bandcamp.com/track/the-ra...

So now our best hope isn't to stop warming below 1.5C, but to stop warming at 1.8C and then back down to 1.5C. Are you going to do this the easy way or the hard way?

Think about this. The fossil fuel companies and their owners are getting even richer because of the fuel price increases caused by the Iran war. Any sympathy one has for them surely evaporates in this blatant profiteering. We MUST free ourselves from any dependencies on these leeches.

Yup, renewables are now cheaper, cleaner, more reliable, and better for the climate. Anyone who works in opposition is not only wrong, but also a bad capitalist.

El Niño will lead to a lot of finger pointing and blame. Your beloved Exxon family just wants to make sure you blame the right people.

At what point do the folks who were all up in arms about Biden's fitness for office show even comparable concern about a situation that is obviously much, much worse?

Looking for something super spooky for Halloween? This is the spotify link, but you can find it wherever you stream. open.spotify.com/track/0oi2h5...

Looking back fondly on the days when calling the judge on your case a crazed lunatic was actually a bad thing and doomed your chances in court.

I don't know why he hasn't figured it out (well, yes I have), but if somehow Canada were to merge with the USA (it won't) it would join as 13 new states, and those 26 new senators would vote as one to convict that bully in the resulting impeachment trial.

Seen at today's No Kings rally

Back when I was a wee lad, politicians had to hire someone to surreptitiously tell despicable lies about their opponents. Now things are so much easier, they can do it themselves. Isn't progress wonderful?

We've been in "exceptional drought" here, but finally got a good rain. The peaks got snow.

At some point shame stopped being a thing. That's when our civilization began its inevitable decline.

I heard the president is looking for some way to get out of Iran. I suggest he try bone spurs, I hear they've proven useful in the past.

Wandering through the garden I discover a kale plant that somehow somehow survived weeks of no rain and not getting watered, and it was delicious on my omelet this morning.

I hate to tell you this, but "super intelligence" is the entity that takes over and supplants humanity in all those sci-fi movies and shows. Do they really want to admit that they're inventing our new overlords? I suggest they go back to the drawing board on this one, for their own good.

My dentist gave me some sunglasses to wear while he was working on me. After I put them on he commented that I looked just like Max Headroom. He then put this picture up on the screen so I could look at some perfect teeth other than my own while he drilled away.

Bandcamp Friday is tomorrow, October 2, 2026. Support your favorite indie artists any time by downloading from Bandcamp, and they get 80-85% of what you pay. Even better if you do it on that day, as the artist gets almost all of it. Here's my album: doctorrubato.bandcamp.com/album/steali...

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Bandcamp Friday is tomorrow. That's September 4, 2026. Support your favorite indie artists by downloading from Bandcamp, even better if you do it on that day, as the artist gets almost all of it. doctorrubato.bandcamp.com/album/steali...

Makes me laugh. Our guy institutes historically high tax increases on Americans, so, in retribution, the Canadians institute massive tax increases on their own citizens. Almost like a boxing match where each contestant tries to punch themselves in the face harder than the other guy.

Who doesn't love a good drinking song? youtu.be/14KmZ80Bhhg

Life's not fair when you're a millionaire. For sure. Here's my "hit" single, performed live last night. youtu.be/GnAJmRqVJzI

Is there any doubt why sleepy don likes this guy so much? Just remember, donnie seems to be able to sleep anywhere, even with no bed or pillow in sight, so obviously lumpy mikey is expendable.

The best way to support indie musicians? Download their music from Bandcamp, where artists get 80-85% of the revenue, instead of the fraction of a cent elsewhere. The best day? Bandcamp Friday, Aug 7, 2026, when artists get nearly 100%! Here's my album: doctorrubato.bandcamp.com/album/steali...

Just like when Dylan went electric. Here's my electrified progressive rock version of my underappreciated song, performed live last night. youtu.be/EgDJRqy1NU4

Two minutes that defines the psychedelic movement of the 60s. Here's my cover of the Jefferson Airplane classic, performed live last night. youtu.be/plB9iqJsry4

Here's my fun solo interpretation of the Beatles classic, recorded last night live: youtu.be/IfB495bGV-w

Any Tom Waits fans out there? Here's my cover of his classic "The Heart of Saturday Night", performed live last night. (Yeah, I know, on a Monday Night, sorry.) youtu.be/mJMqv527rrM

The McConnell Rule: If it's the same year as an election for the replacement of a senator who's not running for reelection, and the senate is held by the same party as that senator, you (have to/don't have to) announce the death of the senator.

Facts: (1) Taco Bell lettuce has been confirmed as source of diarrhea plaguing the nation. (2) Trump lives on fast food, and in fact his nickname is "Taco". (3) Last night we had yet another instance of explosive diarrhea coming from Trump's mouth in public. Coincidence? I think not.

Tell me again, are bone spurs hereditary?

Is "I told you so" appropriate? Can't say we weren't warned.

That he commits impeachable offenses nearly daily is shocking but not surprising. We knew who he was when he was elected the 2nd time. What's truly unnerving is each week that goes by without impeachment. Thoughts and prayers to the victims, survivors, and families of this crime spree.

I don't see the problem here. I campaigned on an anti-woke agenda, and obviously I'm keeping my promise. Why's everybody always pickin' on me?!?!?

Just like a toddler, he's pushing every boundary, testing every limit. When he gets away with something, he pushes farther. It's the nature of his 2-year-old psyche. Who's to blame? The parents. In this case, Congress, Courts, media, etc.

Hey, I know I'm w-a-a-a-a-a-y down the list, but if they do end up inviting me to perform at Freedumb 250, I will be performing this song: youtu.be/qxBqGSMhBAk

Tonight's drama

Oh, goody, he gets to ace another cognitive exam. Good thing they don't ask him to differentiate between a "RINO" and a "Piggy".

There is a fatal flaw in this decision. The Alabama primary is May 19. The deadline to file to be a candidate in the primary was January 23. The Supreme Court just broke Alabama elections. How can there be no way to dispute this illegal, unconstitutional, partisan ruling?