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Patrick Bateman reading the giving tree: why does she not simply eat the boy?
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"fuck you, got mine"-trannies will really type out a whole essay to defend dems who want to be transphobic
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Replying to @zoewithnoy.bsky.social
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Replying to @useless.pet
trans girls who like trans girls really do have everything because imagine finding love, boobs, cock, and a fucking weird dork in the same person
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Comfort your 8ft Energyvore Berserker girlfriend <3
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#samus #metroid #metroidravenous
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"box art" for The Sword and The Scoob: The RPG 🗡️
#ScoobyDoo
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social Sword and The Scoob: The RPG
#ScoobyDoo
Having to explain to other trans women that I get period cramps and have them marvel at the concept WHILE IM ON MY PERIOD. Has got to be one of the most annoying things about being in a majority queer community.
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ageregressing in the "suck my dick" hoodie
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little sister battle royale
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Sometimes I just put in my headphones with nothing on cuz having my earholes filled soothes me
Tumblr is gonna make me start calling myself “this one” instead of “me”
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I need to meet more kinky transmascs. I know like sooo many kinky transfems and no kinky transmascs
Miis are not made of flesh and bone but a secret third thing I'm not allowed to tell you about.
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Mutual: Really sick and tired of people who eat bugs lately :/
Me: (desperately trying to remember when I might have possibly eaten a bug) it's over. This is about me
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hmm, that panic attack wasn’t very realistic, you didn’t even pass out or anything. are you sure you actually have anxiety?
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sorry my mom says you’re too dumb to hang out with
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telling people i’m “delaware sober” to find out what they think that would mean
FUCK. She’s PREGNANT??? I have to make some calls…
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yes Burger King is a she, she just goes by that because she’s really butch
The worst thing vowsh ever did was tell me to get on twitter
“Bad dog! the blitter account is for lesbian shenanigans, NOT political debates!” I say as I bap myself on the nose with a news paper
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perhaps it was me who was out of touch and out of time after all. happy thursday for real this time
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$5 off all eShop titles for lesbians.
bro-thday soon they’re using me to play beer pong
We all have that friend who’s too woke. The one that watched Prince of Egypt’s and sided with Moses 🤣🤣
Just got done with my workout, gonna do a quick workout before I jog home and hopefully catch a workout before bed
Mutual aid is liking a trans woman’s YouTube Minecraft let’s play, even if it’s not particularly enjoyable or witty
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hanging out with trans women is so awesome and epic and makes me not want to die
I love my stink so much since hrt, deodorant is a crime
Obsession is the first movie that wrote a character I can’t head canon as transfem. That fucker is 100% a cis man, not a doubt in my mind.