Diva Augusta

Got Halloween out of the loft. We may have a problem.

Congratulations. You have discovered layering. Well done.

Poor boi. Stuck outside in the cold! Except the catflap - through which he effected his egress only minutes ago - is about two feet away. Clearly it's not Titian's day for the orange brain cell.

It's almost as if it's not a good idea to rely on pieces of defence and communications infrastructure that are in the hands of one of the most morally depraved and emotionally unstable wretches ever to walk the earth

It was a pleasure to be able to share Fred’s secrets www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #breaston #derbyshire #nottingham #krakow #bletchleypark

Britain's ultra-Far Left have always been, and will always be, only that which they are:

Nick, speaking for a nation there.

'Look at me, sitting like a human. Don't know what all the fuss is about, it's hardly a challenge.'

If we were told how much benefit our country collectively gets from people making stuff up out of their heads, a truly socially mobile option, we wouldn’t know our proper place. It’s why they’ve made the arts almost impossible to pursue for ordinary people. Get back on your trawler, prole scum.

On my fourth Julie of the day.

I’m afraid if this kind of motion falls, intention is pretty clear

Spent the afternoon with Mr A looking round a place full of loads of tiny themed gardens. We approached the Gentleman's Cottage Garden with some trepadation ngl.

FFS I'm on the side of the Catholic church *against* irrationalism, I hate this century.

MORE COWBELL! #oneforthekids

I might end up slightly fancying Smiley. This is WRONG.

CHONKY BEAVER ALERT

Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.

FALL FASHION TIPPE - Disappear ynto the woodes of an eveninge, when the skye ys lavender and blue. Call unto the powers that dwell ther, and lo! thei appear yn their glamour and their panoplye, radiant. Aske of them what thei have seen and thei will tell thee: 'woe & hope' Accessorize wyth a scarf.

It's giving... #OneForTheTeens

ENFORCE SOME LAWS. This should not be a difficult call.

A thread about real heroism and unimaginable courage.

Stephanie Cole being 49 when she started playing Diana in Waiting For God is the Meldrew Point for women now, isn't it?

"we had a great Olympics, millions of spectators, 17 world records, and all anyone wants to talk about is the rower who got eaten"

Anyone thinking that Piddington is a lovely little village story and what japes, needs to watch this.

Piddington Bear, Paddington's cousin who likes the old style marmalade packaging before it got woke...

a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes

Trump becomes the first orange man to support a united Ireland

10 years today, after a David vs Goliath FOI legal battle that damaged Alem Mathees, White et al were forced to release data from PACETrial (that cost UK taxpayers £5M) showing graded exercise therapy & CBT didn’t lead to an increased recovery rate for CFS. Please remind the world #MEcfs #PwME #CFS

god forbid a woman have hobbies 🙄

this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine

JD Vance understands Catholicism like Mother Theresa understood snowboarding.

The principle of FAFO means that one can simultaneously loathe ICE and find Milo being detained by them objectively hilarious.

I cried, I laughed.

Another strike on the Bad Catholic card for sniggering.

The reason why the Muppet's Christmas Carol worked was Micheal Caine accepted his co-stars as serious actors and treated them as peers. The reason Muppet Treasure Island worked was because Tim Curry accepted that he was a muppet and treated them as peers. RIP Tim.

SWEET FUCKING JESUS, PADDINGTON HAVE YOURSELF A FUCKING DAY OFF WILL YOU, YOU MURDEROUS URSINE TRANSPORTER OF SOULS

If you're in the Derby area anytime between now and November, this is fantastic. Well worth a couple of hours of your time.

Homicide: Life On The Street is a lot funnier if you treat it as an origin story for Captain Raymond Holt.