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>found out there's a new Caroline Polachek single out

Pete Hegseth attempting to navigate a career-ending scandal after his 8th scotch of the day:

The end of history IS inevitable. Dictatorships of the left and the right have NO vitalism. Liberal Democracy WILL be the final form of governance. Everyone WILL obtain a Hegelian recognition of the Other through citizenship.

JACK SAWYER

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONSSSSSSSSS

My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.

God grant us more overtimes; the sports bowl must continue.

NOT SO FAST

Speed option on 3rd and 7

😔

I can feel the aura through my screen whew

The Syrian Arab army one week ago for some reason:

JAHMYRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Back in my day we got Browns titans on Thursday and we liked it

GT TECH MY LIFE IS YOURS

AJ brown please... AJB please... you're top 5... please...

Quarterbacks should not be jogging on the field. Rest up little ones. Walk onto the field. Calmly.

kindle vildor i need you to lock the fuck in

GYAT is still the best song off of a Brief Inquiry and I don't think there's any denying that

frustrating part of the New Cold War is that China and the US have no overlapping sports interests where we’re competitive, dashing the potential for any “miracle on ice” type fun

I’ll be honest this stuff does just unironically offend me on an aesthetic level. The American flag flies on the Moon. We built the Brooklyn Bridge. We’re supposed to be the City Upon a Hill. Now we’re run by a fucking redditor obsessed with a Facebook meme from 2010

Cenk fantasizing that Elon Musk’s two second reply means that he is going to hold some important influence in Trump’s gov is a confirmation of my new theory that most political pundits really just wanna be told they’re important and cute

holy shit I love charts

-Superman

yeah i mean this is pretty much it.

what I am saying is we need a Manhattan project to get contrapoints onto a consistent release schedule

AHHHHHHH JOHN THUNE SAVE ME

I'm hoping the Trump' second Presidency is destructive in a way that enriches me personally while discrediting conservatism to the American people.

I am of the opinion that this administration is effectively going to Sam Brownback the federal government, but with an extra risk of authoritarianism looming over everything

i say we're not transitioning enough immigrants! we demand more immigrant sex changes!

i’m leaving a bowl of fake IDs that allow children of all ages to illegally vote for kamala harris on election day