Jeff Lindsay

Her heart will go on…

Hey, what ever happened to that whole Epstein thing? Asking for a friend…

If we took control of the Epstein files away from the people featured in the Epstein files we'd actually see the Goddamned Epstein files.

So Epstein had a dental office in his home to remove kids teeth so they couldn’t bite. We are under reacting.

Conservatives are in this perpetual state of perceived victimhood despite being the primary creators of all that is bad in this country

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

AN ALCOHOLIC TV TALKING HEAD RUNS OUR MILITARY, A FORMER HEROIN ADDICT IS IN CHARGE OF OUR HEALTH, AND THEY BOTH REPORT TO A CONVICTED FELON. SO HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING?

We need a Congress more interested in doing their job than they are in keeping their job.

Do Americans know that their Vice President was in Hungary campaigning for a Putin ally to be reelected, instead of in DC during a war in which Putin is helping Iran target Americans?

So far, the most positive thing to come out of this nightmare is hearing “shit” and “What the fuck” from news anchors and congressfolk on live TV. And yeah, I know that’s not really positive…

The same geniuses who think Trump, who dodged the draft five times, knows how to win a war also think Trump, who declared bankruptcy six times, knows how to run the economy. That's what Trump Derangement Syndrome actually looks like.

Just wanted to remind folks, especially the GOP and the FDD, that Barack Obama’s 2015 nuclear deal didn’t give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz or allow it to keep 60% enriched uranium. It sent $1.7 billion to Iran versus the tens of billions Iran will now make from tolls. 🤷🏽‍♂️

The current presidency in a nutshell.

When they said they were going for the worst of the worst, they were talking about recruiting…

Somehow, from some strange dark corner of existence, I have squeezed out a new book. Will it get published? Does anyone care? No one knows! Stay tuned…

Just a reminder that Trump is selling Venezuelan oil and depositing the proceeds into a bank account in Qatar that is NOT under any control by the US government or Congress. He's just stealing it. It really is that simple.

I have to stop watching MS Now. In church last week, everyone said Amen. I said Mohyeldin. Looking for new church…

It’s crazy how it’s suddenly “wow we live in a police state” when it happens to white people

A reminder - before Trump, MAGA, Musk and Fox rewrote history - that this is what the entire country agreed had happened five years ago today:

Happy solstice to those who celebrate! 🎶💥🍸🎂

This:

Just to review, in the last week the President of the United States: - Refused to condemn the rise of Neo-Nazis in his party - Tried to block the release of further evidence he sexually abused children - Encouraged the execution of Congressional Democrats Those are just factual statements.

Happy 250th birthday to the USMC — best regular soldiers in the world! Always remember your oath is to the Constitution. Both of my parents were in the Corps — and boy, can I do hospital corners…

New motto for Congress: pass it on. “I’d rather *keep* my job than *do* my job!

“Only the unloved hate” —Charlie Chaplin “The Great Dictator”

Where are the feathers?

Aaaaannddd…. WTF do we do with this? Is it credible? Is any actual “real “ reporter willing to investigate? Farrow? Maddow? Hayes? Anybody?! x.com/jamestate121...

Can this really be real?! It’s his account. And if Joe Biden tweeted this?

Whoever else you feel like blaming for the current fecal hurricane, the media belongs at the top of the list. “Objectivity” is pro-fascist. This is not a normal president or presidency and pretending it is helps them snd pretty much ensures they win. Wake up newsies and networks! It’s your job!

Good morning.

I just want to let all the awards committees that I am eligible…

I warned people not to name their cats Dexter. Somebody thought I was kidding. FAFO…!

I wish i had my own tv network to plug my books. Or maybe at least a show on MSNBC…

I just want everyone to know that my dentist says I am doing a great job.