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Pretty fucked up that the police actually tell them to leave instead of the folks who called the police on a 3 year old being for better at soccer than their kids.

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

Mufuckas

m.youtube.com/watch?v=1si6...

The Titanic is actually a great analogy since the merger will definitely sink and destroy many lives, but the rich people will get away on the lifeboats.

A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻

Also Dolly Parton's nephew: "Her money better be bigger than I can make elsewhere or I'm going to fuck everyone"

Saw this lil guy hanging in a car window. Hang in there lil guy. Hang in there everyone.

Every sharkman we don't create is a sharkman we murdered

properly done, that's the fucking job. you're a donut-sucking bureaucrat. "i pay your salary" type shit. you deserve significantly less respect than any dmv employee because you make more and do less. hop to it. put the servant back in public servant. who the fuck do you think you are

They updated it to a slightly less dishonest hairline, I mean headline.

Describe your music taste using only three artists No genres allowed King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard Jesse Welles Mastodon

On one hand I agree. On the other hand I can't even afford the fucking Ford. On the other other hand, I'm not clever enough to come up with some relevant joke about three hands or something, I don't know, so I'm probably not invited anyway

this is not to say everything is so dire over there the field of research is still rich with promise

rodney dangerfield next please, so he doesn't get any respect even in death

Gotta make it weird. Slip in the number of Bad Dragon dildoes I own into the middle of a paragraph. Just drop it in there like a team of parachuting commandos. Let the reader create the context.

The tiny civilian cars in Zeta Gundam look pretty silly. I made fun of them when I first watched Turns out they're based on actual early electric car designs from the 70s and early 80s (CitiCar and ComutaCar.)

There is no Planet B

There is a raccoon running around Capitol Hill who has Shortened Spine Syndrome.

WAIT FOR IT WAIT. FOR. IT! 🪶 🐣

On this day in 1850, John Horse tried valiantly to lead a band of more than 200 Black folks, Seminole, and displaced Kickapoo across the Rio Grande to freedom in Mexico under hot pursuit by bounty hunters, a Comanche war party, and the Texas Rangers. 1/🧵

bug feet train little red feet

Hugh Jackman has officially passed the reigns to Broden Kelly. We're thrilled to have his blessing.

My new goal is to decrease my Customer Lifetime Value

What's that, @sonyplaystation.bsky.social? You're saying you want me to hold off on buying anything, and then you want me to buy it anywhere but Playstation? What I'm being told here is that when GTA VI is a year in and more content-rich that you're wanting me to buy it on PC instead.

So for 2 people you're looking at a $40? How is that better than just getting a more convenient and comfortable Uber? I'm sure it'll just be going to a few partnered hotels too, not for actual residents. Y'all really hate public transit here. In Chicago, $20 gets tourists a week pass for train/bus

My books are up for preorder hehe shanhoran.com/store

This does suck for whoever was forced to struggle through making those assets work and the coworkers they didn't get to make friends with, but I wonder if people who grandstand like this realize that bluesky would have a similar disclaimer on steam (and should on google/apple too)

Build that shit in Brentwood instead (or not at all). Zoo animals get treated poorly enough as it is. c.org/mWNWNHYYZf

I thought the popularity of the memes this movie is based on were rooted pretty firmly in generative AI though

apparently there's a mod to remove gay marriage in skyrim like bro you're literally the only person who gets married at all in the game and if you need a mod to prevent yourself from getting gay married that says something about you

Wario64’s ban is an excellent example that, if your work/wage/platform/earning/existing is directly tied to site in any way—it can just f**king be destroyed in an instant. You could spend years grinding/working so hard to the point many so not even see the hardships, and it can be erased in snap.

They both are fucking terrible. If you want a coke, just drink a fucking coke. There's no need for this silly non-alcoholic beer "I watch porn for the plot" type shit. The only reason anybody drinks either of them is the same reason vegans eat fake meat - habits and marketing. They taste like shit

I Love Boosters is your friend. You should go visit your friend.

Everything is too expensive now

If you don't care about the politics, why would you be there doing all those politics and now publicly scrambling like a bitch to backpedal on the politics you actively involved yourself with (but don't care about). You sound spineless, which makes sense since that's how all billionaires happen.