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Right it's happened. It's dark at 5pm. I hope you're all happy now. I'll see you after easter next year.

Hunky fella from another office was visiting for a month. He turned up with mud all over him one morning and stated that he was filthy. Before I engaged my brain I said out loud that I'd love to clean him. I then pretended to have a cold and worked from home until he left.

Still ageing like milk

Well Blade Runner 2099 is sounding rather wonderful. Michelle Yeoh, very smart casting. Rutger Hauer is such a tough act to follow

The scene, just moments ago, in the BBC News studio.

This is fucked. Really bleak how entrenched this is becoming.

Where to die when the end of the world comes. There will be no hiding. What is it with the end-times obsession of the US and now all media??

The problem here is that one of the valves has had its plastic tap removed, so you can’t adjust it (the one to the right of the vertical copper pipe) This is probably because it’s been left ‘open’ (my guess) So you adjust the pressure by tweaking the left one with a screwdriver. Gently.

Support the RNLI 🇬🇧❤️ 38d.gs/jpcf

Some of you will have seen the new Citroen 2CV already. I’m at the launch and I think it looks great. Smaller, lighter, electric and really not expensive

How to be a right wing grifter

This a million times. People of colour being dragged on to debate maniacs about imaginary labels & race science is an abomination. proper ‘how German are you’ Nazi shit Note that people like me with white migrant parentage never asked to defend our identity Englishness. Is. A. Made. Up. Thing

I’ve added an MCP server to my engineering database and can now find answers in minutes that would have taken me maybe an hour or so - but, crucially so much easier. It’s a savvy query interface using natural language and was disarmingly easy to add to Claude #ai

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No pressure but if this gets to a million views, I'll be able to pay the mortgage this month. Thank you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHUv...

You should go and see Rachel. She's very good, but also, the balls it takes to do a post like this - in a climate where comedians are encouraged to post nothing but wins, forever - merits your attendance on its own.

Very much looking forward to the bleating over this sanction - which I think is proportionate #spygate

We have a resident rat. It’s a bonny wee fellow. I’ve bought a humane rat trap, which is working very well inasmuch as the chap is not going anywhere near it. £15 well spent, if you’re a rat.

'What are the options?' asked the Prime Minister. So we got a cool dude to explain.

My 9 games #My9Games my9games.net/en/share/aec... Oh for one more - No room for Fallout?

'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'

If it was terror, they wouldn’t see the light of day. I’m assuming they haven’t got enough evidence to charge them with anything serious. Vans probably check out as insured and being not stolen Wearing ballies in a rural postcode not carrying a 5 year tariff just yet

Watched that Bone Temple Movie last night and had no idea Nish Kumar was in it

At this stage I think that the role of money laundering and stablecoins in the chaos currently going on in the treasuries market is worth investigating.... because there is a LOT of it happening. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

Do you believe you’re right about everything? If you don’t believe you’re right about everything, what do you believe you’re probably wrong about? If you don’t know what you’re wrong about, what are you sure you’re right about?

Great times at #saintsfc

The sub-tweets/skeets are golden on this one

There was, in fact, a legal framework governing slavery, hence the need for changes in the law to make it illegal. It was not some private hobby like knitting or stamp collecting.

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This was quite the suprise. Ich freue mich sehr, gemeinsam mit zwanzig anderen tollen Menschen das Bundesverdienstkreuz zu erhalten. I am delighted to be receiving the Federal Cross of Merit on German Unity Day, alongside twenty other wonderful people. Dankeschön. It's an honour.

I’ve worn a grubby RNLI cap for decades. I sound London, but I was born in Truro and I was a basically feral (Gen X) kid wandering the coast path with a dog until sunset for a lot of my early life. The lifeboats are in the fabric like trawlers and farms and pasties and fish and chips.

lol www.ft.com/content/65f4... Ozempic confidential: men share their experience of GLP-1s

Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!

Absolutely horrendous for this woman and her family.

Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible

In May of 1940 there was a mass panic in Britain - stirred up by the tabloid press - about 'fighting aged men' who had come to Britain as 'refugees' posing a threat to the women and children of this country - and essentially forming a 'fifth column' that could, at any moment rise up against everyone

Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life

Think this is my favourite Sainsbury’s Craft Ale can