aekay williams

I really enjoy getting catalogs in the mail. Because there is no better, faster, and less-paper-wasting way to shop. And I don’t think there will ever be.

I wish these gals were real. I want to survive a car crash because my gym outfit somehow has 60 defense #zelda

Oh, just my kid randomly coming into my room saying she has a feeling she’ll never see me again and hopes I don’t die in my sleep. I’m fine. I’ll sleep great. Tweens with a mystical vibe portend my doom all the time

It's The End Of The Project For Awesome!! YOu HaVE To JoIN US!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYLH...

There are going to be more years, and I’m not sure how I feel about that

Hey @jetbrains.com, your ad just made me cancel my subscription. Suggestion: Maybe try reading the room before you post?

We talk a lot about “this meeting could have been an email.” We don’t talk enough about “this group message could have been a DM”

It’s a lot of things and has many uses, but “AI is the newest technology for tricking people” is probably the most true thing about it

Oh dear god. I updated to macOS Tahoe and the window corners are rounded to the point of **actual violence**

Watching a clown man corrupt the government and then destroy the world sure hits different these days #finalfantasy6

The first, best solution to a writing block or any other creative impasse is to take a walk. Taking a walk is the “have you tried restarting it” of the creative industries. Wish I didn’t have to relearn this every time.

I had no idea this existed. Too bad it doesn't fit on a sign. youtu.be/WvOZs3g3qIo?...

Maybe Microsoft could ask copilot what the user wants to happen when they click “shut down”? Since they seem to struggle with the idea.

In Busy Woman, Sabrina Carpenter informs you that her clothes are off and THEN she’s coming over to your place. Girl. Order of operations.

I’ve always wondered if I could just… roll. If I want to? Could I roll around the world?

Hey, you can replace that broken or drifting joystick on your Nintendo Switch Lite. I know because I just did. My heart rate went up 40bpm, but I nailed it. iFixit has the guide and sells the part for only $15. Believe.

I wonder if Facebook still doesn’t want us talking about 'Careless People' by Sarah Wynn-Williams. I wouldn’t want to upset Zuckerberg by posting about it.

#borg

Hot take: I would pay EXTRA for a phone with a home button

Mine says “This number is heavily screened and now you must endure a test of patience to leave a message.” Then I sing Never Gonna Give You Up. And people still leave voicemails.

This minigame is a Christmas movie #yippie-ki-yay

I find Taash’s story in Dragon Age Veilguard a little challenging. It makes me a bit uncomfortable. It makes me think. And this is a feature, not a bug.

*gestures broadly* #janeway

#janeway

Some folks, some days. #janeway

If you don’t regularly monologue at your cats and make (empty) threats to destroy them/take revenge/make them pay, I just don’t see the point

ADVISORY: People older than me are not allowed to have more energy than me. Especially not Way Fucking More of it. If you or anyone you know fall into this category, please take appropriate action. End advisory.

According to Republicans, an attempt at crime/fraud/insurrection doesn’t count unless it succeeds, so I don’t know what they’re upset about.

The Onion first started posting this TEN YEARS ago

Maybe the real jam is the one we pumped up along the way

I hate ironing. I know because every time I do it, I think, “Wow, I hate this.” And that’s mindfulness.

I fucked up doing a ferry in Seattle and caused problems for a bunch of people. The shame feels like battery acid and gin

In my private secret thoughts, sometimes I think, yes, maybe a burger is a sandwich. However HOWEVER if you opened a “sandwich” restaurant and only served burgers there? Jail.

Kinda done with dystopian, late-stage capitalistic settings in fiction, especially games. Y’all, I’m here to escape, not marinate

“If you want to have an allegiance to truth, you have to trade in the comfort of constant certainty” -Hank Green

Resist inevitability. It doesn't exist. It's an invention of people trying to convince you to shut up and go along so that they don't have to fight you, because fighting is hard and there's generally a very good possibility that they'll lose

Sometimes, all it takes is a blatantly corrupt supreme court and a bunch of fascists to ruin your day.

I’m watching the super bowl for the first time maybe ever? And I’m so confused? But there’s a little guy who was picked last and he’s doing great? I think? I don’t know what’s happening?

Daniel Tiger: What ways do you help your family? My 3yo kid: Um. I die in lava.

When people say to me “I’ve had enough of your nonsense” I give them a little more of my nonsense, in case they were just being polite.

I would like to apologize to my friends, family, and community. I was tired and failed to add salt to the eggs.