Jeb Wieland

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I went out for some half-and-half yesterday. They had surgical scissors, gauze, sutures, body bags, even a bone saw. But no half-and-half. Twenty minutes wasted walking to and from the coroner store. I suppose I should have called first.

Proud dairy goat 🎃

We are currently living in a reality-optional country. It's exhausting.

THE FACTORY

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) 🐋🌺

...Football Saturday in Ann Arbor and I've already told a male anti-abortion protester and some asshole trying to convince me that Abdul will turn us into Iran if we elect him to fuck off and go to hell. These assholes were right outside the stadium. Seriously, FUCK OFF. Mind your own business.

Enough said.

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

Suggest a cartoon or anime probably no one watched but you think people should give a try, even if they're not perfect. I'll start. Tokyo Override. Not the best show but a pretty cool young adult cyberpunk mini series that goes darker than you might expect from the looks of it.

ill be fucking their little tri-corn hat wearing asses up. founding fathers never saw brazilian jui jitsu. Never saw muy thai. im putting ben franklin in a kimura.

Oh Bioware 😢 thank you for the memories, for the beautiful stories, and the games that will stay in my heart forever!

Hm, anybody else notice that all this "male loneliness epidemic" talk started AFTER the collapse of American commercial whaling in the 19th century? Pretty interesting...

SINATRA: fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars ASTRONOMY TEACHER: have you considered trade school

Bigun

Happy Nick Cardy Day 🥳🎂

Seriously. Nobody asked your goddamn opinion about what a woman can do with her own body. Unless you want mandatory vasectomies that you can pay to reverse later, sit down and shut the fuck up about women's bodies and lives. If you have bodily autonomy, so should women.

SPYRO THE DRAGON

The Penn State mascot was pouncing on a picture of corn but I feel that this has good meme potential

ethical hoops from air force

I watched a coordinator scheme JOHN O’KORN into a position to beat Ohio State. What Beck is doing with this assortment of talent is defenestration-worthy.

The good news is our offense gets the ball. The bad news is Our offense gets the ball.

As fun as it is to holler about their offenses being trash... Yall Michigan and Penn State's defenses look STOUT

The internet owes you this.

When there's a snake in your boot

Welcome home, everyone. Go Blue!

M. Night Shyamalan's YouTube channel (which is something he has now) came out of nowhere with this great line.

Billionaires get mad at things that can't be bought, like talent. Surely they should be able to write books and perform music and have mathematical insights just as well as the talented -- they're rich! If we let them dismiss and devalue real talent, we're going to pay a big price.

If you’re advising POTUS to declare martial law, or use other executive powers in an attempt to interfere with a lawful election that you’re expecting to lose, you’re a piece of shit human and an even worse American. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Welcome to Saturday in Ann Arbor, bitches~ Go Blue!!

*deep announcer voice* from the makers of exploding cars, we bring you…exploding flying cars

They wouldn't illegalize acting out a murder on stage or film, so doing so for lesser crimes and immoral acts just seems capricious.

Porn is fiction. As long as every *real person* involved is a consenting adult, I don't gaf what's in it. It's not real. The hot stepmoms can't hurt you. This mindset is so stupid and barbaric.

Was just listening to Fires of December audiobook at 2 am and stream of cosciousness`d a fanart