Dayv (scary version)

"I know exactly what you need", said the doctor. "Great clown Pagli-" Pagliacci yanked off his bright red foam nose and pounded the desk in one furious motion. "Motherfucker, I came here straight from work!"

I asked my cats if they will disavow the Muslim Brotherhood. Their answer was disturbing.

The UK has shown, if you want a left candidate don't vote for a right winger in left clothing. The GPEW have forced Labour to the left. Not voting for faux democrats will do the same in the US

Bluesky set to lobby for federal law against ratioing people

There are some people who claim "oh, Dems in blue states will never shift towards enacting anti-trans policy" Meanwhile Colorado is literally enacting a medical detransition protocol for trans youth on medicaid.

State fairs: not even once

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There are individual cats with 3 billion views

a badge of honor from Bluesky’s mod team

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

Therapist: Wow, you're extremely self-aware Me: I know, what meds stop that?

Love to order my delicious cheesecake while relaxing in some kind of psychedelic, orientalist sex dungeon that is somehow melting.

"How dare Obama make fun of Cheesecake Factory, a restaurant with totally normal décor that doesn't look anything like an unused set from David Lynch's Dune."

The world right now feels like when I went down to LA to deal with my childhood bedroom after the earthquake. Everything formerly meaningful is in a pile on the floor and it's, OK, what's neither shameful nor broken beyond repair, and worth taking into the future, except it's every institution.

The bigotry and transphobia coming from the Democratic Party, coupled with all these weirdos jumping in to defend and excuse it, really underscores just how correct Malcom X was about the white liberal back in the 60s. They haven't changed, even today. Turek, Talarico, Acton...

Anyway, let's see if we can't roll US tipping culture discourse into all this, double-track this argument like it's an Elliott Smith vocal

Just gonna say that if you’re tired in your bones of Cape-shit and you’re hungering for art that explores what it means to be human in a world shaped by the hands of a tiny few individuals holding enormous power with conflicting worldviews, this is THAT BITCH. Gillen keeps raising the bar.

"We have to appeal to fascists" is a fascist position.

People who think embracing GOP hatred of trans people is the only way for Democrats to win in that part of the country should remember that in 2025, John Ewing became the first Black mayor of Omaha NE by running this ad. He beat Republican incumbent Jean Stothert by 12 points.

You can't beat fascism by agreeing with fascism. You can't beat fascists by accepting a fascist frame. Corporatist Democratic Party leadership needs to be defeated and jettisoned. We have to fight them, not because we don't want to fight Republicans, but because they refuse to.

what if maybe he's sasha baron cone and he's just a cone now. nice useful orange cone, band of hi viz tape on it. who's not happy with that

I have awoken and the cat has installed herself in my right armpit, life proceeds apace.

Homeopathologist expert witness holding up a bottle of water in court. "Your honor, I have the victim right here."

This is just depressing. Can men just cut it out already?

When I was a kid, I thought the lyrics to Kenny Rogers' "Lucille" said: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille With four hundred children and they dropped in the field

if they attempt to do this and we let it stand, the country is basically over. cooked.

Almost every sentence of this is like wry satire of the kind of person who would review films for National Review.

this nostalgia person on Instagram was like “check out my dad’s WWF toys” and I was like lol those can’t belong to your dad, they were around when I was a kid

Sick people all want one thing and it's FILTHY

Maybe they're trying to make some deeply weird and completely incomprehensible political joke? I dunno

turning you into a funny woman call that farcefem

Daredevil: the Himbo Without Fear

Comedy is when I fuck around, tragedy is when I find out.

seems like "on the orders of a nazi every major news outlet on the planet hounded an innocent man to death because he's black" should be one of the biggest stories of the year

Every YouTube thumbnail looks like an influencer's mom just told them that they were conceived during a gangbang at a second-tier clown college.

this was our immigration system before ice