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It's been simmering for a long time, now almost at a boil!! NOODLE BATTLE, the pasta-themed tile puzzler, will be premiering at PAX Prime's PNW Tabletop Game Market along with a ton of other fine games (link below). And how about those delicious drawings? All by @mydadisdracula.bsky.social!

There is something particularly satisfying about ignoring a sales pitch when the service being pitched involves "making business connections for you" and the person/entity doing the pitching has grossly misunderstood the business I am in. Thanks for demonstrating how bad you are at your job, bro

the penultimate superlative. Examples: "Time for me to go to bed and fall asleep, my second favorite thing to do in bed" "I was late to the appointment, which is the second best thing to be for the appointment"

The Winemaker

Alan Moore is one of the greatest comedy writers in comic book history. I’ll prove it to you! I’m reading Alan Moore’s Future Shocks today, with art from Ian Gibson, Brendan McCarthy, Dave Gibbons, Bryan Talbot, John Higgins and many many more. Let’s change the false narrative around Moore >>

Lowkey into this sales tactic. "We are giving you a DEADLINE to respond otherwise we CANNOT sell you something" (this is the fourth FINAL NOTICE they've sent me btw) (also 24 business hours is...3 days?)

at certain times of night, as our breathing starts to synchronize, we inevitably start thinking the same thing Wondermark #1590; Breaking the Third Wall

Rat racer on a boulangerie run. A collaboration with @fpiatti.bsky.social who built & painted the car (and took these photos!) 💛 Tried a bunch of new things in terms of materials for this one! Really happy with how it turned out 😊

Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.

by artist Ginny Robbins

From 2019 I don't think I ever posted this one. It's interesting how the golden age of TV in 2019 now seems as distant as the Tudors . . . #comedy #sketch #cartoon #history #comic

My game NOODLE BATTLE will be premiering at PAX West this weekend (PNW Tabletop Game Market on Saturday night)! But if you won't be there to get it, I can email you once the game is available online. Sign up here! forms.gle/rJYBvEZidZFX...

My game NOODLE BATTLE will be premiering at PAX West this weekend (PNW Tabletop Game Market on Saturday night)! But if you won't be there to get it, I can email you once the game is available online. Sign up here! forms.gle/rJYBvEZidZFX...

For those going to PAX West this year, I highly recommend hitting up the PNW Tabletop Game Market- bespoke small batch games by some of the most creative people I've ever met! Also I enjoy Noodle Battle in particular, and not just because my team won every time I played... 🍝

Folks, you've been hearing it more and more these days. "Bolted! is a hell of a game" – This guy on Kickstarter

CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?! 🪨📄✂️ Unfortunately I don't think these three will ever know peace. Welp, happy #WorldRockPaperScissorsDay! ✌️ topa.to/collections/wondermark/products/won-negotiator | by @davidmalki.com! ✋

If I ever actually meet this Content-Aware Phil face to face I'll have some choice words for him about how well he does his job.

Astonishing!!

The more I think about my views on the role of the judiciary in today's warped society, the more I coalesce on a single idea: There should be just one crime worthy of prosecution, and that is premarital fornication... EXCEPT for one single night a yaer.

Big news! LinkedIn now has a "⚠️ Seems like AI slop" reporting function. I assume this is like an elevator "close door" button where it exists to give you something harmless to do while nothing happens behind the scenes.

It's 4 weeks to the launch of my pasta puzzle game, NOODLE BATTLE. The first 50 copies will be handmade! Tonight: sorting blank tiles by shade in preparation for staining tomorrow.

Hi there @aegjohnz.bsky.social! I didn't cross paths with you at Gen Con, but here's what my under-1-minute pitch would have sounded like, if I had. (In this scenario, I presume we are walking and talking, Sorkin-style.)

I was googling some dialog from a puzzle in genshin impact to identify which puzzle it is so I could find hints, and the google AI seems to think I've been in some kind of coma or cryostasis for hundreds of years? this is genuinely the weirdest one of these I've ever seen

"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury

My favorite Gen Con memory was probably trying to figure out how this dragon's anatomy is supposed to work.

He died as he lived: hated Wondermark #1589; The Ol' Scorny Mourny

missed opportunity for Stan Lee to put himself on the list

"Do the thing you can do instead of beating yourself up over not doing the thing you're not doing" is honestly life-changing, even life-saving, advice.

Update: TODAY

Seattle folks! Tomorrow there's a "game crawl" happening on Greenwood Ave in the Fremont area! I'll be there with BOLTED! www.rainbowrabbits.com/greenwoodgames

Something I was working on to close of a workshop project. #gamedev

🌑 It's #MoonDay! 57 years ago, humans landed on the moon! And 57 years before that, it was werewolves! And 57 before THAT it was unicorns! Next it'll be Mothman on the moon, just you wait... 🚀 topa.to/wonderpins2 | topa.to/itson 🌕

Jimothy has made it to T-Mobile Park 😭😭😭