Dave Hoffer

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Blue sky

Orange sky

Red sky

c.org/pxwyYQFrqp I just signed this petition

Hummingbird.

Rest in peace Mr Curry.

Eames

if only Tylenol caused nepotism

Hold the lettuce, please.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Aint that a kick in the face.

After 63 shots on goal, you’d think one would get through.

Hey Trump! ENJOY THE INCLUSIVE CELEBRATION OF LOVE YOU PRICK!

More Muppets!!!!

I’m here for the Electric Mayhem doing Seven Nation Army for halftime.

Octavia Butler had arsonists but wrote the cause as a drug I believe. This would be way worse.

Oakland and San Francisco views including a couple of nights ago with this red/pink sky.

Joffrey, Cersei, Graham, Meryn Trant, McConnell, Trump…

The US women’s team has won the cup four times.

Please tell me the reason you were not invited to Taylor Swifts wedding. Wrong answers only.

Comparisons:

Karaoke machine has meta data issues.

Small horror movie idea. A person puts up wind chimes in their backyard and opens the window at night to hear them. Person wakes in the night and hears the random chimes from the wind a couple of times. Then, the chimes play a song. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

These are my dogs. They have few boundaries. One or both are almost always sleeping on my bed.

I’m not a basketball fan but listen, Knicks in 5.

I didn’t get the name of this California College of Arts senior but the work struck me. #typography #design

As seen at CCA

When people ask me how my flight was, unless something happened, I’ll respond “uneventful.” By this I mean nothing happened. May you live in uneventful times.

Slow day for the Easter Bunny.

Something about the cameras on an iPhone 17 reminds me of something.

I don’t post here often. Perhaps I should?

Norm!

In order to have a Fyre Festival 2, there would have had to have been a Fyre Festival 1. That “2” is postponed is hilarious. Someone should make a comedy series out of this.

So let me get this straight. After 55 years of Passover, hearing about how every generation faces an evil that rises up against us, it turns out this is fucking true?

I think it was Checkov who said, “If a blender is introduced in the the first act…”

Hear me out. What if Musk is actually just the world’s worst prop comic?

Happy 91st birthday Jane Goodall!

Current mood.

Covid didn’t help our baking skills.

Poem. Author unknown