Dan

Oh.

Leaving X has, I'm pretty sure, hit my bookings and career. But it comes at the massive bonus of a) my own mental wellbeing and b) not providing free content for the owner of Starlink:

Somewhere in England, a tired man turns off Channel 4 news and wearily puts on a bin.

Chris Mason watching Channel 4 News.

Another Miller start today in the year of our lord 2026 - I know needs must and all but…

Annnnnd I’m off to bed. It’s late in the UK and I’m not wasting any more good sleep on this team right now. Adios

Has the bullpen tried not walking walking everyone? Might help, is all.

Julio man, these AB’s are just TERRIBLE

Well… not a complete disaster - just go out a few more on the board (easy, right 🤷‍♂️).

Boom! Great catch Naylor! Question is now, with Kade’s pitch count/limit, does Dan let him go back out for another couple outs or call it now and leave what has been another impressive outing from the rookie…

Looks like it’s our ‘we now get blown out once a series’ game tonight

Yeahhhhh Woo ain’t got it tonight - shoulders obvs still niggling, not sure what we do really… ride it out I suppose, save the bullpen as best we can even with the day off

Just crazy that they started the year benching Canzone against lefties and now he’s hitting second

Didn’t need this start from Kirby really.. at least we can try 1 up Tuesday’s shutout loss and really go for the history books 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Really might be time to get ourselves off them fossil fuels, yeah? I mean. Just an idea… if anyone else fancies it 🤷‍♂️

Is that three 3rd strike challenges Pereda tonight? Can’t lie, he’s a fun player man

Lovely AB there from Canzone

It will take a miracle of biblical proportion to turn this titanic of a team round. Mariners 2026 season is well and truly in the mud for me. Thankfully the premier league starts in a couple weeks so another team I’ve got pre season high hopes for can destroy my happiness for 6 + months 🙃

I swear no tower fucking team in baseball runs into more double plays than us!! It’s 21:53 in England I’m too tired for this shit. Stupid team and I’m going to bed

But then I also have Miller, too. So there’s that, too, unfortunately…

At least I have Dingler in my fantasy team. There’s always that, I suppose…

The fact that a 40 pitch 3 run 1st inning for Miller, seems like we got off lightly, is something of a god send and and a shitshow. Strap in folks, this is prime Mariners baseball we are in for.

Can’t pitch, can’t hit, can’t play D, stars not turning up? Yeah, the vibes are bad man, this seasons done. If we’re going to buy this deadline it’s for 27 and beyond in my opinion. Done with this year, sadly..

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Raaaandy land! LFG

Canzone meant that one!! 😤😤😤

Hancock’s sweeper looking v v tasty there

Much much much needed series win! And Munoz has looked v good the last two games. Plus Spain saved us from one of the most unlikeable football teams I can ever remember watching from winning the WC - all round a pretty good night 😎

Senegal!!!! What a goal

Is that three times we’ve had the basis loaded and no runs? Great 👍

The Italian stallion - Canzone hitting lefties, you love to see it!

Emerson! This kid really is him - first steel, too ☺️😏🫶

Pathetic 9th inning, top to bottom. On balance we were the better team this series but the better team won’t win when you’re that sloppy and leave that many in scoring position

What’s a shambles - gotta focus up with a 1 run lead at the top of the 9th 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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I know Julio doesn’t like lead off but Young hitting there, isn’t the one for me. And don’t get me wrong I’m HUGE Cole fan, he’s just not there yet and shouldn’t be near the 1-4 spots 🤷‍♂️

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I guess we're really never getting the strait opened.

Though it would be nice if Naylor stopped with these weak fly outs 🤷‍♂️

Really nice AB there from Julio - let’s keep the line moving

Spiiiier!! Such a DAAAWG!! So good to have I’m back in the pen

The Mariners pitching plan tonight:

To be fair this is a photograph of my actual doctor.

This is insanity. This is the sign of a government that has lost its mind.

Guess which of these stories came first on both the BBC One and Radio 4 bulletins.