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what is the earliest console game that lets you pick non-binary and please tell me it's not fucking austin powers for game boy color of all things

"Some people love art; that doesn't mean they want to stick their dick in a painting"

bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi...

We need a hero. We need Honest Ahmed now more than ever.

no matter how bad things get the internet will always still be cool to me because all my cool friends r on there n thats all that matters i love my friends

“Don’t worry I got the memory model all in my head.” > Me getting ragebaited by a retired graybeard that never left 2008. I was trying to tell him my love of Rust. He told me it sounded like a language devised by marketing.

to me the existential threat posed by AI slop games is less "AI slop games will steal our sales" and more "the onslaught of AI slop and the exhaustion over having to second guess every new game will make people mentally check out from supporting new games at all and retreat to their backlogs"

good coffee at the macro cafe

i really dislike when open source developers prematurely close issues as "fixed", like sure u pushed a commit that fixes it but can u really say an issue is solved when u havent pushed out a new release with the fix in place? the average person doesnt wanna compile source code just to get a fix

Console Decorations

for those who don't have the context, a THIRD PHP RCE WAS FOUND THAT ISN'T PATCHED ON LATEST RELEASE. the discoverer, when asked about how to mitigate is, posted "don't worry about it kitten", before posting a picture of her partner, nude, eating out of a cat bowl.

Is today the day that infosec ivory tower motherfuckers realize that damn near 80% of websites run PHP? Will they internalize the implications of that? Or will they choose to continue to look down on people trying to make PHP more secure? Let's find out!

millions must malloc for billions to be free

Maybe just turn off production today or something

Jesus Christ patch your shit now https://xeiaso.net/shitposts/no-way-to-prevent-this/memory-safety/CVE-2026-109618/

this is my vent art

Local cat thinks she’s better than you and is probably right

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

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quite honestly this is what we should call it instead. as a reminder, the term vibecoding was started *by* these people, not started by people against full ai coding. we are essentially just respecting their own founded term by using it, so we should not do that

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Computer Mice

i know how to do godot code patching again now i can add dumb sound effects to elements in games that dont even have sound effects in the first place nothing can stop me now

Trump becomes only object on Earth exempt from Canadian urge to apologize

you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.

warning you get sleepy if stay up late

Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do

Child's imaginary restaurant acquired, shuttered by private equity

"stop having trauma, we're having a good time"

everything fucking sucks man

Meta unsure why women not buying pervert glasses

Me when I try to handle a slight inconvenience with total composure:

Finally finished making a microblogging feed for my website. I know I could use this place for that, but I like having my own space where only some people will see. Social media is... too public for me. cybar.dev/musings Ofc, there's nothing there for now, but soon there will be.

"If the guy with schizophrenia thinks you're crazy, you probably have a problem"

Tech oligarchs agree calling AI "too dangerous" way cooler than just admitting it doesn't work

"You mean you've dedicated yourself to alignment" "That makes me want to align myself off the Golden Gate Bridge"

Every third person game should let me zoom out this far youtu.be/kUi0RDDWQzU

many such cases

still scared about what the future holds

its kinda funny how no one is honest about this stuff, "i made" my ass