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“This is an awful man, waving a book he hasn't read, in front of a church he doesn't attend, invoking laws he doesn't understand, against fellow Americans he sees as enemies.”

I can't believe I missed Black Cat Day! Every day is black cat day for us because Molly is the centre of our world :D

In honor of yesterday's black cat day that I missed Black cats have to wait longer in rescues to be adopted because people don't want them as much as cats of other colours. When we set out to adopt a cat, we decided to get a black cat because of this reason. Now we can't imagine life without Molly

I find the phrase "hunter-gatherers resembling teddy bears that inhabit the forest moon of Endor and living in various arboreal huts and other simple dwellings" very ewokative.

For more sketches of this nature, come to Northampton tonight. Thank you. royalandderngate.co.uk/whats-on/mic...

The only thing more terrifying than a malicious AI is an incompetent one.

Cat Horror. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...

The simulation has gone completely off the rails so if someone could get the controller out of the hands of the toddler on a sugar high that would be great.

Ack I never read the fine print…

cashier: can i take your order? me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)

who could ever have seen any of this coming

Nasty bug

Discourage hungry zombies from attempting to eat your brain at Halloween by wearing a Donald Trump mask.

It’s important to stay postive— forevvvvver… Super secret bonus panel for all my spooky fans! social.tinyview.com/Dgll8CbKy7b

come here

AS IF I DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT

Both my wolves are door dashing some cheez-its right now

Autumn leaves 🍂

Once more we enter the season of bandwagon-jumping ads. 'You'll be TERRIFIED by how cheap these socks are!' 'These deals will to make you rouse the dead from their graves and tell them to buy a sofa!' 'Order pizza or we'll fucking kill you with an axe!'

I’m afraid the science is very much settled on all of this

Just to get rid of her

*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔

Don’t forget to stock up on sugary treats for Halloween. You’ll need something to eat while you hide in the dark, pretending to be out.

And then what happened? And then what?

her: do that thing I like me: buys cheese

Absolutely disgusting, but what can we expect from an adjudicated rapist and a congenital liar?

Seeing as the #bayeuxtapestry is in town, I'm revisiting this @privateeyenews.bsky.social #cartoon #military #history #design

Ancient

Just a reminder to all Reform UK members to put your clocks back to 1936 tonight.

The Tories claim to be more progressive than Labour by pointing to the fact they’ve had 4 female leaders and 2 non-white leaders, but what they don’t tell you is that each and everyone of them has been a Tory.

Bake 🍞 inktober day 24

read all your "jokes" about the clocks changing, that's an hour of my life I will get back

Glad we get an extra hour tonight because if anything we need more time to think about how horrible everything is.

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All the worms at the park start slithering towards me at the same time. I shake my head. They stop. I'm on a first date, and she's not ready to know about that part of my life yet.

When you spot your mate Matthew but he doesn’t hear you

Had this idea in lockdown, half-built it, forgot about it, remembered it again, though might as well finish it.