TechnicallyRon

"I'm sorry it took me 2 weeks to reply to your email, I do not abide by the culture of imediciacy to which you appear to subscribe, life is too short and too heavy to constatntly be in a state of fight or flight due to an inbox, but to answer your question no"

It's wild to think it's almost november, but it's also wild to think that we spend every single day in survival mode as our brains were not designed to comprehend the pain of the world conveyed through a pocket sized tablet of nightmares so it's understandable that none of us can understand time.

Guillermo Del Toro dropping another one liner that’s exactly how I feel about AI slop, the “punishment” is built in

Glad we get an extra hour tonight because if anything we need more time to think about how horrible everything is.

"Do you want us to remember your log in so you don't have to do this process again?" "Yeah that sounds really good!" "Okay just log in again then" "Easy" "Who the fuck are you"

The news is pretty good at the moment because it's 'The AI companies are trying to kill us all' and 'no one can afford to be alive anymore' and 'we have created a society built to appease the greed of the few at the detriment of the many' and then ask 'why are the young people rioting'.

I want to hear more about the second of these writing sessions

Got complimented on some ideas in a meeting today and replied with "Yes I used some autistic license" and that was the best thing I have ever said out loud and no one in the meeting laughed they just looked very concerned.

I don't mean to brag but last week in therapy I told a story and my therapist started crying and I am pretty sure that means I have defeated this therapist and can now move onto the boss therapist and then win therapy forever

To celebrate national poetry day here is a haiku about autism: I cannot eat this There are too many textures I shall bounce my knee

"very confused how anyone is enjoying being alive right now it must be pretty great if you pay attention to nothing and care about nothing and have no soul and don't feel the need to constatntly scream into the void" it was shortly after this his co-workers stopped asking him how he was

So you're saying I have to work every day and also look after myself and also look after my mental health and also be responsible all so I don't just spend my time screaming and the reward is not being allowed to scream all the time

Danny Tommos genius in one gif

"Everyone has a book inside of them" I yell as I am forcibly removed from the library

Human beings were designed to experience and travel and love and create art and the reason everyone is depressed is that we have to sit in front of machines filled with every nightmare imaginable and say ‘nothing from me’ in teams calls every day just so we can afford crisps

Terrible week for fans of Ed Sheeran and David Walliams, but in all fairness if you're a fan of either of them you deserve each week to be terrible

"We need a poster for our restaurant that makes the food look delicious so we get more customers" "Okay I've used AI to make it and all the food looks it's made of maggots and been at the bottom of a bin for three years" "Perfect put it everywhere"

BREAKING: The villagers of Piddington to support Ed Sheeran on tour.

At least Ed Sheeran is staying on brand with his politics being as bland and vapid as the auditory laxatives he calls music.

Sometimes I think the tech world has too much influence over our society and is run exclusively by idiots and then I remember that a few years ago all the tech bros all spent their life savings on pictures of cartoon monkeys and the fear deepens.

Every headline about AI this weekend is just this post from 5 years ago

My first morning in the Omaze house. I didn’t sleep. I could hear crying from behind the door I’m not allowed to open.The only thing to eat is frozen prawns. I went for a wander round the 4 acre garden and found a box of VHS tapes marked ‘For the next one’. I’m sure it’s fine. I’m sure it’s all fine

"Well that was a fucking awful week" Narrator: "It was the 2033rd time he had said this"

If you have to put ethnic cleansing in bunny ears then you might have lost the fucking plot lads

Due to a typo in the telegram chat a group of sad men are trying to protest with baklava on their faces.

“I am late diagnosed autistic” Boring No mention of trains “Twas in my autumn years that I unearthed the curiosities of the human condition that preceeded my adoration for locomotives” Sounds fucking cool as fuck Might get to start talking about trains

The venn diagram of men wearing balaclavas to block ports and shout about small boats and men who are too busy to look after their kids this weekend is a circle.

Historian here. Let me explain how in the past far-right parties in Germany have caused problems not only for their own country, but for other countries as well: (1/?)

Took a picture of my friends dog at the train station and may have created the best horror movie poster ever

Channel 4 news arriving to see if Nigel Farage likes money

You could watch the new harry potter series and directly contribute to the net worth of a vile human being whose sole purpose has become demonising marginalised and vulnerable people or you could read another book like a fucking grown up.

A good way to spot that someone is neurotypical is that they will send a teams message saying "hey have you got 5 minutes" like it isn't the worst thing you could type to another human being.

Yeah we know we were there

The third largest negative word being "insults" seems an odd description of someone and makes me assume they've had to change it because lots of people called him a cunt.

The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head: 1. You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel. 2. Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down! 3. Cuba eh? Take her down smithers 4. TRAMAMPOLINE 5. I hate every ape i see from chimpan-A to chimpanzee

"Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's maybelline" "Autism" "But" "No it's autism"

I for one am happy to see neurodivergent people having their validity questioned on a daily basis as after lifetimes of trying to survive in a world that's not built for them, systems of care being underfunded and interacting in a society under educated in these issues, we have had it too easy.

In the Guardian’s review of ‘The Great ADHD Myth?’, Lucy Mangan writes that the mother of a boy featured in the documentary “decides to keep him off the drugs”. In the end credit sequence of the programme, it says she put him back on the medication “after poor exam results”.

Maybe turning every conversation into 'Us VS Them' isn't actually journalism in any way and is in fact a way for talentless grifters to capitalise on othering and division that is now celebrated by the media with no care for the real people or communities it targets. Maybe.

Mike D: They're saying my homie is mentally Beastie Boys: ILL Mike D: But he might get better if we give him this Beastie Boys: PILL Mike D: Some saying ADHD is now Beastie Boys: EMERGENT Mike D: I'm sayin' my boy's just Beastie Boys: NEURODIVERGENT

Started saying Mentally Ill but with the 'ill' like a 90s rapper and oh boy does that get the point across

*a 15 hour video of me in the criterion closet explaining how every film would work with all the actors but one being replaced by muppets*

Just been violently ejected from this cafe

"Too many people are getting diagnosed with ADHD" "Awareness around a subject creates..." "We are medicating too many people" "Well no, people have the freedom..." "And too many people are being dianogsed but not using medication" "But you just said" "So I have concluded ADHD does not exist" "What"