Crypticshock

Crypticshock

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This guy expects companies that have wasted (spent) billions on top of billions to get their kickstarter AI company and/or agent designed and produced to just rename the company/agent because Grandpa did not know there was a B in dumb.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "We will be officially BANNING the term, 'AI/Artificial Intelligence,' in all relevant documents, and everything else, due to its inaccuracy. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP"

As I said yesterday - JD Vance was going to get the boss call. Now - the question remains, was it a boss call from Putin or Trump? Maybe Trump got the boss call from his handler to get JD in line.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance: "The price of gas goes up every time a foreign leader in the Middle East throws a tantrum" (This is different from what Vance said yesterday, which was "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum")

Did he just can the handler a tinpot dictator ... Someone is getting the boss call. How dare you say such things about dear Putin.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"

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Juraj Slafkovský, first question tonight, asked what he will remember from the outdoor game experience: “That we had no power plays, I think that’s what I’ll remember the most. I wanted to play power play outdoors, didn’t have a chance.” Never cracked a smile. S-tier sense of humour.

This is funny. The USA has a puppet as an ambassador to Canada and he likes to tell Canada to not interfere with USA elections... or else... BUT HERE IS THEIR FUCKSTAIN JUST OPENLY ELECTION INTEREFERRING IN ISRAEL'S ELECTION.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

JUST IN: Trump reposts his endorsement of Bibi Netanyahu, urging Israelis to vote for Netanyahu so the war against Iran can continue. “We have to finish the job that we started!”

With the injuries mounting... the #Habs are digging in... I hate to say it... but Fowler is the starter. It is his job to lose. Until he is costing you games, there is no reason to start anyone else except for back-to-backs. OTL - RegW - RegW. Good week... started badly. #GoHabsGo

The Republican is listed with a similar name BUT it is denoted that he IS the Republican candidate. The other, with a similar name, has nothing after their name listing which party they are in. IF THIS CONFUSES YOU... DIE - cause at this point you'd drink poison without knowing.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

BASH: What's the crime? AG TODD BLANCHE: What's the crime? Well it depends. There *could* be a crime. But the real wrong here is that Alaskans are gonna be confused. BASH: The Alaskan Supreme Court ruled 4 months ago on this matter

All it would take, for the GOP, is to get one person to say they were confused. Just one person. That person's name would be Mole Hill. And they would make a mountain over them. That would be their justification. That would be their "they are eating our cats and dogs" moment. Then the next state

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

BASH: The worry is that we end up in a situation where President Trump tries to overturn the election and the result of that could be like what we saw after January 6-- BLANCHE: Stop it! You gotta stop it with that! That's crazy BASH: This is a president who has a history

Says the only developed nation that doesn't have universal healthcare that provides healthcare... to everyone.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "We have the best healthcare plans in the world. Now it doesn't cover everybody, but it covers a lot of people."

The BC Cons falling apart was a trogan horse to delicious for David Eby to resist. What a complete blunder. Well, B.C., this is your bed… enjoy laying in it.

One of those professionals, I guess, would Don Don himself... after all you don't expect a Nobel Peace Award for ending 73 wars in 8 hours, on a golf day, without being a professional deal maker.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

"It's great to have the pope's support" -- Melania pretends that she, and not the Vatican, negotiated a limited ceasefire in Ukraine "She's doing better than the professionals," Trump says

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Jacob Fowler with the Habs this season (5 games played): • 4 wins • 1 loss • 1 shutout • 1.94 GAA • .910 sv% • 3.3 GSAx • 21 years old

There are many "rules" at sporting events during anthems. Taking off headware, standing still, hand over heart, remaining quiet... If not doing any of this means you disrespect the nation... CALL OUT THE 100+ DISRESPECT in this video. OR the anthem is just his excuse to attack LeBron.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "While listening to our National Anthem, LeBron James disrespects our Country! I said right from the beginning he’s no good, a TOTAL DISGRACE. LeBron James should apologize to all of those Great American Warriors & Heroes who died for the American Flag, & all that our Country stands for!"

Iran won a court case against the USA over a decades old arms deal. The money that was sent by planes was Iran's money. It was shipped on planes because the USA made it so you couldn't wire the money. It had to be physically handed over. Iran was one of USA top customers for weapons (70's).

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Roger Marshall pathetically drops a "Barack HUSSEIN Obama"

Well. The Montreal Canadiens have decided this will be the season where they break their record… of over 700 lost man hours. Nick Suzuki with a puck in the hand, I assume, will see him miss 2-4 weeks. #GoHabsGo #RecordBreakers

Jesus... Dobes you are already one foot into the doghouse and you decide to do that bullshit in overtime. Come on man... that is getting called 99 times out of a 100. This loss was on you... #GoHabsGo

I call this every game. This team is trash with 2 goal leads. They are trash on breakaways. They are trash on the powerplay. Something needs to change here. You cannot play an extra 20 periods of hockey, during the season, because you can't win in regulation. This is not sustainable. #GoHabsGo

Hutson my boy... the league is catching on to you. Sometimes you just have to just ring around the boards instead of trying another highlight blueline dance. #GoHabsGo

BREAKING: Darnell Nurse just announced his retirement from the NHL. Citing severe pain from getting deked out of his strap. That was nasty Juraj! #GoHabsGo

Grandpa gets confused with math... certainly percentages. Remember, reducing drug prices by 600%? This ignorant gnat thinks 1% is better than 10 to 25%.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: You're offering 1% to whistleblowers for turning in what you're defining as fraud. The False Claims Act, which has been on the books since 1863, offers between 10 and 25%-- TRUMP: At 1% people will make millions and millions of dollars

This is going to turn into a circus... Remember, this is a guy who said, without laughing, "they are eating our cats and dogs". They already went crazy over Somalian daycare fraud in Minnesota that turned out to be false... Can someone blow the whistle on Trump's meme coins? or any of his crap?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump announces "fraud whistleblower incentive program" -- "Americans will now be able to go to fraud dot gov and report cases of corruption and theft of taxpayer dollars in their communities ... if you turn somebody in and you find $1 billion, we're giving a commission of 1%. That's a lot of money"

When will the capitalist stop subsidizing the farmers… from corn, dairy, soybeans etc to now being able to put fuel in the machines. Amazing work. He’ll pass China soon. Or just end his war, stop these blanket tariffs…

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I'm pleased to announce that the Department of Agriculture will be launching a new harvest fuel relief program providing our farmers with $8 billion in support to offset diesel costs during this harvest season. And Roger Marshall is the leader who fought for that to happen."

United States of America should change their name. They are not even united. Divided is what they are. More fitting name would be Divided States Under Canada. They could even change their stars to maple leafs. Home values and incomes would rise with 50 little maple leafs flying over the front step.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

I am late to this post from Trump, but my goodness.

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Anyone who suggests that ending the war in Ukraine without a full Russian withdrawal will somehow save Ukrainian lives is either deeply misinformed or deliberately dishonest. I have been to Ukraine since the war started and have visited the scenes of the mass murders in Bucha and Irpan.