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Musician. Ohio. They/them/Cap'n. Just your typical hillbilly cyberpunk Spending more time over at: https://mastodon.social/@FinFangFoomed

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โ€œUnfortunately, finding a stray tabby under a car and gently tying your ballot to its tail with a ribbon almost certainly ensures your vote will miss the deadline for counting.โ€ โ€” Jocelyn Benson, Michigan Secretary of State

theonion.comElection Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In TimeLANSING, MIโ€”Urging the public to use the most reliable methods available to submit their vote, election officials across the country warned Monday that a ballot tied to stray cat would likely not arri...

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nice fucking model

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now John Cleese is backing the openly racist Restore party itโ€™s lucky for him there arenโ€™t any images of him pretending to be Hitler

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Hey California! Be careful this election because the big money creeps are trying to trick you (again).

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Anime Convention Ruined by Presence of Anime Fans buff.ly/GcgvLMS

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guy walking out of return of the jedi in 1983 smile on his face just buzzing. that big slug guy was talking absolutely crazy

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INTERVIEWER: What was your favorite Matchbox car as a kid? CENA: "Favorite" can mean many things to many people. Favorite is a word and a concept that I treasure. My favorite things from Matchbox or any aspect of life are dear to me. INTERVIEWER: When you filmedโ€” CENA: Also, I love Vince McMahon.

Decider@deciderdotcom.bsky.social

Stream It Or Skip It: 'Matchbox: The Movie' on Apple TV, a goofy John Cena-led adaptation of a classic toy

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Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play.

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Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered.

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On this date in 2010, Accounting for Lawyers aired! Written by Emily Cutler and directed by Joe Russo, and this is eternal. #OriginalAiring

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i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, โ€œhey man thatโ€™s not funnyโ€ or โ€œwow thatโ€™s fucked upโ€ and there is no reward

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"why would I deceive you?"

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Jaws Slayer ๐ŸŽƒ@jesawyer.bsky.social

Iโ€™ve been seeing a lot of new characters on billboards in the SweetJames Multiverse and I donโ€™t like it. I want only the original, somewhat unsettling, Sweet James.

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Many U S Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas

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Hey, I notice you're trying to influence political candidates during an election. That's really inconvenient, politically speaking. Wouldn't it be better to wait until after the election, when the candidate has everything they need from you, and you have zero leverage?

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THE SEGWICK COUNTY ZOO PRINTED OUT MY DRAWING OF THE BABY TAWNY FROGMOUTH AND GAVE IT TO THE KEEPERS AND SHOWED IT TO THE FROGMOUTH ITSELF!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•