Colectable

Politico wrote up Zohran playing basketball with the uncovering-a-big-scandal tone the same day the NYTimes wrote up "credible allegation that The President of the United States raped a woman" as a political strategy story. Broken media in a nutshell

Jon Ossoff’s closing argument went in for the kill.

Lula Goes HARD

Kellen Moore should be fired Jamahl Mosley should be fired Mickey Loomis should be fired Troy Weaver should be fired Joe Dumars should be fired Gayle Benson should be forced to sell both teams, and the new owner(s) should perform the terminations.

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

EL-SAYED: I get that the President takes personal offense to my first name. He doesn't mind as much when it's the Saudis who are funding his son-in-law's private equity. Doesn't seem to mind as much when it's the Qataris who are giving them a $400 million private jet…

Kansas Dem Sen. nominee Adam Hamilton on trans rights: “I don’t think we should take a small group of people and bully them, pick on them, and hurt them. I understand one thing really clearly when it comes to transgender people, and that is Jesus told me I was to love my neighbor as I love myself”

Great googly moogly, they obliterated Houston’s QB. That was a dastardly defensive playcall

The Pelicans stink!

Trinidad is looking more like Tobago tonight….is this anything?

The last minute of BYU-UCF

Alabama having a shit kicker is spiritually accurate

Hope this Alabama shows up versus LSU in 2 weeks. Today’s lsu would absolutely blast them into the sun.

NASHVILLE SC WINS THE SUPPORTERS’ SHIELD 🟡🛡️🏆

This lsu offense is absolutely humming. Should be a top 10 team with everything to play for after the bye. Can’t wait

Auburn wants to roll over so bad after their big win last week

advancements in mRNA vaccines — the breakthrough that ended the covid pandemic — are now being used to cure cancers. one side is making the most important medical discovery in generations while the other brought back measles and half of America is still confused about who to vote for.

Oooooh Draymond, couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Love it, keep fucking shit up for late stage curry

HA! Wemby banking that shit is insane, even if the timeline was the right decision.

Okay that’s a crazy charge call ha.

That’s disgusting, Zion. Fuck you

Zion, that’s all you got this late in your career?

Oh so you very call will go against the pelicans? Sick man

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life

Ha! Jaxson Hayes technical. Even when he’s good, he’s bad

DJM actually tossed a lob!

Pels have played nearly 3 halves and are at 43 three point attempts? Shoutout to 2013’s basketball!

Honestly hilarious that Poole is the only pelicans with a positive plus minus. Gonna be a long ass season.

RIP Dale Brown. Actually played soccer with his grandson and my dad used to hang out with Coach Brown at the games too. Great guy

Even if this were viable as a concept (that there's an afterlife; that it allows conversations with others; that enslavers are going the same place as you), who cares? Oh, are you mad at me, Ben Franklin? Tough shit.

Pelicans defense has not been good but Haliburton is crazy good. Better than anyone the Pels have ever had? Save a few seasons of CP3?

Let’s Geaux, DJM! Fight Pels!

Not feeling good about the Pels’ chances of closing this out vs Hali lmao

damn. voting for bigotry didn’t improve the economy or healthcare or increase your personal prosperity in any way, again? that’s wild.

Just got all my boys together to take on the wandering ronin who came to town. There’s like 15 of us and only one of him so pretty much the only thing that would give me any pause is if he was master of the devastating and lightning-fast iaidō style. But that’s not likely. Coward hasn’t even drawn h

Brunson trying to end this game by foul grifting is kind of hilarious.

do you know how much I want rioting French people to storm an NFL game oh my god

“He's gunna go up to the Upper Peninsula and get a pretty cold welcome.” And the UP said…

that 'mebounds' thing was the most i don't know ball thing ever, all you gotta do is watch her for a quarter and it's like ah yeah ok she's a very serious problem

Another adjacent @jdcmedlock.bsky.social essential hit

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

If he’s fired, the Saints would be on their 5th HC since the pandemic (including interims.) The Pelicans would be on their 3rd HC & 2nd POBO during that same time frame. There is only one constant person here.

he stood in the corner licking rock for 10 straight mins

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Ossoff: "Tech titans dig bunkers while warning us the AI they're creating risks human extinction. Meanwhile, our Congress debates youth sports and the president builds a ballroom ... I refuse to leave my girls a world as dark and dangerous and cruel as this one threatens to become"

Angel, you gotta foul. Hate when she pouts like that and forgets to do the obvious thing.

Q: Will you disavow the Muslim Brotherhood? El-Sayed: Yes. Why are you asking the question? Do you assume that I wouldn’t? Q: Yes, because I have not heard you disavow them yet. El-Sayed: Have you disavowed them? I have not heard you disavow them yet.

GOTTA WATCH THE TOOTSIES, INDIANA