Chris is Halloween, Chris is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

Of all the things I have tweeted immediately after leaving a movie theater, I think this is probably the one I'm most pleased about

For those of you who don't have Instagram but might otherwise search for her name here on Bluesky Amanda Seyfried has recently adopted some emus

Tungsten Dunk O'Doyle though

"Abnormal Psychology" might be the funniest episode of any sitcom, ever. Happened to catch it just now on Pluto. Absolutely perfect

@rodger.bsky.social you seem like the person who can find an answer to this one has any NFL team ever had 6 or more unique rushers all with at least 2 carries in a single game? or are tonight's Seahawks the first?

Jalen Williams injury is like a shot for shot remake of the Gordon Hayward injury Absolutely brutal

When she's right she's right

Armoni Zeigler of Boston College with THE DUNK OF THE YEAR against MIT

no one knows what roughing the passer is

Fox just used "Int’l Players Anthem (I Choose You)" as bumper music for Packers/Lions I don't understand it in the least but I'm here for it. Might be the single greatest rap song ever recorded.

gronk just mispronounced "gesicki" as badly as i've ever heard a name mispronounced by a sports broadcast

not even joking, this might be the worst un-blocked punt i've ever seen

Bengals finally score and CBS uses a weird version of "We're Not Gonna Take It" as bumper music It didn't sound like the original Twisted Sister single

it's nice to hear commentators tell gene steratore he's full of shit

Fox uses Van Halen's "Running with the Devil" as end of 1Q bumper music on Giants/Houston Not sure why: the two teams only have 32 combined rushing yards

CBS sends Bengals/Ravens to commercial this time with Bloc Party's "Banquet", which is cool as hell even if it makes absolutely no sense Best bumper music choice i've heard this year

CBS sends Ravens/Bengals to commercial with Cake's "The Distance" Because Zay Flowers just ran 48 yards for a TD, get it? GET IT

jesus christ these kalshi commercials with danny mcbride and shane gillis are even worse than i could have imagined

In Massachusetts we rarely get political ads for MA politics - we get far more for NH stuff because it's the same media market - but during the World Series pregame there were just two! And they weren't for a candidate, they were for a ballot measure. Both were for making weed illegal again. 🤷

This healed like 3 weeks of psychic damage God bless inside the NBA

clearly this poll was not taken recently because there's no way anyone in eastern new england is fond of NH at any point in a major election year

She said "I know I look tired, But everything's tied here in Memphis"

illegal forward handing? handoff? what the fuck

How many times do you think she said the n word on the ride home

Average Bostonian going to lunch

I have listened to Doolittle so many times in my life that if "Gouge Away" comes on randomly, I just have to stop listening to music for a little while after It's that hardwired as a last song

The Suns are down 32-6 after 9 minutes of basketball but somehow they're 4/4 from the FT line Oso Ighodaro has the only made bucket in 13 shots

It appears that the Valks have not come up with an answer for Angel Reese and probably will not in the immediate future

the republican candidate for governor here in massachusetts is getting desperate, so either he or his emissaries sent out this mailer for the Independent candidate (as an attempt to split the vote, I guess) that makes her sound rad as hell unclear what he means by "electric buildings" though

why does a man who has never swum in his life want a swimming pool

oh this is over over pistons can't miss, celtics can't defend, tatum is irrelevant

do you condemn Your Mother, Your Mother, Your Mother?

Wes Anderson needs to make new a movie so Luke Wilson doesn't have to do these bullshit gambling commercials

If Paul George plays like this for 8-10 games next spring we are winning a title lmao

Celtics/Pistons playing this game with Fog of War turned on

wings hauser is a better name than lt hobbs it's a real Nick Blood as Lance Hunter situation

We should also rename New Hampshire New America And we should rename New York New America And we should rename New Jersey New America And have a competition on the White House lawn to see who gets to keep their old name

rare non-shitpost from your pal ceej: if you self-host plex you’re gonna wanna update asap. crypto miner malware started hitting installs yesterday, it got me and I’m usually pretty up on this stuff

Spero Dedes says, gravely, that the Jets are at "DEFCON 4" going into a short week off a loss DEFCON 4 is the second lowest threat level, one step above peacetime

Spero Adedes and Adam Archuleta are so bad at seeing the football game they are being paid to commentate on they've called like 5 plays objectively wrong (called an incomplete a catch, a dropped ball a TD, and multiple stuffed runs first downs) none of these were unclear on first viewing

The most shocking reveal of this article isn't that Mike Minogue has an irresponsible alcoholic for a running mate, it's that his running mate is a 42-year-old grandfather

Can confirm. Saw it last night at the greatest theater west of Los Angeles The restored sections are absolutely incredible & make the movie so much stronger Mignon is especially well served by the excised footage - he gains dimension that makes the end of the movie work even better A+ experience

Fox sends Indiana/Ohio state to commercial with "Fascination Street" by The Cure If there's one band I think of when I think of American football, it's The Cure

since this post, buffalo's special teams has -fumbled a punt return inside their own 5 (which led to a TD) -run into the kicker on a 55 yard FG attempt