Coffeethulhu

Coffeethulhu

@coffeethulhu.bsky.social

Just another chill nerd in the PNW. He/They

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There needs to be a publicly available website, like the sex offender registry, that tracks people who commit sexual assault, including things like news articles and court case info, so that these motherfuckers can never escape their fucking crimes or hide what they did from potential partners.

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Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024. In 2025, he made 1,794x more. And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers? I will continue my boycott of Starbucks.

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You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?

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Banning CNN because Kaitlan Collins did her job is top-tier fragility. Calling female reporters "pigs" wasn’t enough—now he has to ban them completely. Can't wait to see how you do in court, losers.

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🚨BREAKING: Agents of the Department of Homeland Security have been ordered to unlawfully access state voting records to carry out the department’s escalating elections-related probes, an anonymous federal whistleblower recently disclosed to Sen. Alex Padilla. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

democracydocket.comHomeland Security officers are illegally accessing state voter data, new whistleblower allegesThe searches likely resulted in "thousands of violations of state laws," Sen. Alex Padilla (D-Calif.) said.

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Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration. He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions). Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom. And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ. Remember this.

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People don't understand how GDP per capita works so let me show you. 999 workers on $20,000 a year. 1 billionaire on $500,000,000 a year. Gross Domestic Product per person $519,980. Aren't you doing well.

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A PBS station has taken legal action after losing access to more than 50TB of programming and archives spanning 70 years of television. It claims its files became trapped after its cloud storage provider went out of business. KEEP PHYSICAL MEDIA! Have back-ups on hard drives! Don't trust tech bros.

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The cyclospora outbreak has reached 13,895 cases across 47 states. The FDA has recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,500 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record. “Make America Healthy Again.”