/ Klaʊnos Kʌnɪfiːɪʃ /

[barenaked ladies voice] it’s been one week since a week ago

Anybody making spotify on bluesky?

uploading the bee movie to bluesky 3 minutes at a time

When you die and meet St. Peter at the pearly Gates, the first thing he tells you is that heaven is better when you download the app.

Generating a big ai picture of a disappointed looking jesus to get the nation back on track

public service announcement

Wish i had a desk big enough for this globe

The serving size on my soup just says “don’t eat too much”

I didn’t come here to make friends. I came here to make best friends