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It's not a skill set. It's a compulsion. - Staged

Still one of the most frightening line reads of all time, delivered by Christopher Eccleston. “I promised them women.” - 28 Days Later…

“It is possible to stab a troll, but the technique takes practice and no one ever gets a chance to practice more than once.” - Terry Practchett, The Light Fantastic (p162)

Last night the ghost of OJ Simpson told me that while the DOJ wastes its time trying to frame Luigi Mangione, the real killer is still out there plotting her or his next move.

-YOU THINK THAT'S SCARY?WAIT TILL YOU SEE IT written down. - Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont-Spelling Bee

Currently reading The Shadow of the Torturer by Gene Wolfe. The following sentence is such a subtle, arcane way to obscure a truly brutal characterization: “He mispronounced quite common words: urticate, salpinx, bordereau.” - Severin, describing Gurloes (63)

school disco you do not get fingered - Taskmaster

For a taste of what it feels like to see an American win at an international game, you could watch early rounds of the World Cup… or you could watch Demi Adejuyigbe’s current winning-streak on Guy Montgomery's Guy Mont-Spelling Bee.

Last night the ghost of OJ Simpson told me that while the DOJ wastes its time trying to frame Luigi Mangione, the real killer is still out there plotting her or his next move.

“It is possible to stab a troll, but the technique takes practice and no one ever gets a chance to practice more than once.” - Terry Practchett, The Light Fantastic (p162)

The older I get, the more I feel like Frank Miller might’ve ruined Batman. youtu.be/tgCkmUS1IYI

fucking copulation

-MAN: The food is superb. -WOMAN: It's quite exquisite... - Andor

The fact that I know I'm drunk is proof that I'm sober. - Paprika

Americans really are too silly to have a realistic understanding of the 1st Amendment Bitch

(gun fires seven times) - Children of Men Plus one shot earlier for intimidation, makes 8.

I keep thinking about how much I liked The Mandalorian and Grogu. Saving a friend is more important than fighting an enemy. Rose Tico says “That’s how we’re going to win. Not fighting what we hate, saving what we love.”

Used to be that the fate of the Skywalkers’ souls and the fate of the galaxy were obviously and inextricably linked. Maybe Rotta’s soul won’t change the fate of the galaxy, or maybe it will; it is still important either way. I love the willingness of new Star Wars to keep the stakes personal.

@middleearth.quest

Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu was awesome. The only semi-valid criticism I’ve heard is that it might have been better as a new season of the TV show or a Triple-A video game. Which is the inverse of the only semi-valid criticisms for the Andor series.

Daredevil: Born Again is obviously a significant downgrade in quality from the Netflix era Daredevil/ Defenders. Jessica Jones: *throws a man through a wall, steps through the hole* Cop: *no reaction* Daredevil: *opens door, walks through, closes door behind him* Cop, panicked: *calls for backup*

You know what, Disney Star Wars has been mostly okay to good, and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. Except Rise of Skywalker, which was trying to retcon Last Jedi in direct response to "Star Wars fans" Never listen to Star Wars fans. We're awful.

What do you call an angsty teenage robot? A sigh Borg.

Eww

I "gwaduated" from medical school! - Owl House

While I understand the necessity of your “artist’s statement”, I still find it both pretentious AND presumptuous. and the smug explanation of your art. - Taskmaster, series 19

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekEnterprise

Booshkeedoo! [chuckles] - Star Wars: Maul - Shadow Lord

One of my favorite statistical analyses from the past NBA season, “proving” that Kyshawn George plays better without braids.

Tiny Whimper - The Fifth Element

In Portland, OR: A decal left over from the last failed business to occupy this storefront, which has hosted at least 5 different businesses in the past 5 years. “SUCCESS IS A DECISION.” Sure it is, buddy.

Here's the HD version

it's like a fallout shelter or something. - Gravity Falls

[awooga!] [boink!] [shloompf!] [pop!] [splat!] [boi-oi-oing!] - The Amazing Digital Circus

These kids have a bad attitude. -Dad, you should have goals. -We have goals. - Is This Thing On

Scheduling in handled by an automated system that only operates Monday through Friday from 8am to 5pm.

Back in the 70s, there was a group of radical anarchic drag performers in San Francisco called The Cockettes who ran around the city doing weird art. This line from a documentary about them goes a long way toward explaining why something like that was possible back then.

Ah, perfectly tepid. - DuckTales (2017)

This closed caption doubles as a very pretentious description of Nia DaCosta’s excellent take on Hedda Gabler.

You know how my calves bruise. - Bob’s Burgers

DS9 has the best extras

And worrying about annoying crap is annoying. - One Piece

I understand the “make movies for the big screen” and the “save movie theaters” crowd just fine. But do y’all understand that if I sit down in a dark room and hear an overstimulating wall of sound then I will fall asleep every time?