Now that’s what I call BlueSky…ing?

Watching an obscure movie or tv show is super easy now. Example: to watch the cult show “The Prisoner” back in 2006 I had to plunk down $100 on a box set off eBay. Or hope a cable channel would air it. Now it’s just On YouTube.

He's also thinking about his future!

Elon Musk will invent a teleporter that will turn you into BrundleWeasel. It’ll somehow merge you with _all_ of the insects.

This’ll be perfect for all of those vertical and upside down roads they have in Baltimore.

This’ll be perfect for my Videodrome cosplay.

In this future people will still insist that Detroit/Michigan is “where everyone will be moving to in 10 years”

Almost October, fellas!

This list did so much psychic damage all I could do is laugh.

r/VampireDinnerDiaries [A picture of someone's neck] Bwah! My loff... for nine hundred years, she vas mine! And now she is gone. She accidentally fell into ze sunlamp.

Thank god I can watch Jeopardy and Wheel the next day online because the attack ads on TV right now have to be UNBEARABLE. Just hours upon hours of "ABDUL EL-SAYED HAS A SCRAWNY ASS. MIKE ROGERS WILL MAKE MICHIGAN'S ASSES PLUMP AND ROUND."

Who's coordinating this defense, Pete Hegseth?

I hope the Bills put up 60.

Well unlike the stadium the Lions aren't having a Highmark night AMIRIGHT????

This Bills game is going to get hilarious pretty fast.

I’m receiving unconfirmed reports there are chants of “Fire Millen” in the CBS Newsroom today.

Yeah it was a fun 20 minutes while it lasted.

Robot breaks Usain Bolt's 100-meter record but fails to break Usain Bolt's Not Running into the Wall record.

Bwahahahahaha

Me, to the man holding me off a cliff by one leg: Are you sure you don't wanna just drop me now? The Man: Nah, I wanna let you dangle some more.

We cannot be saved.

Me watching the CNN show “Crossfire” as a kid: this is bullshit. Where are the marbles?

Absolutely sir! You should run on this. You’re such a good boy!

Oh wow I never thought of that.

Thunder stormed the capitol.

InfoWars off to quite a start

"1 Orphan vs 20 Starving Hyenas." Next time on Surrounded, by Jubilee Media.

No, they’re deadlier.

Today we are all daddy.

Roy Kinnear rises from the dead to host UFC fight.

Wallet and Waistline Guilt from using DoorDash are plenty.

There's gotta be one from earlier in my childhood, but Star Trek: Generations (1994) was a huge letdown.

Putting stickers of Jimmy Carter on gas pumps that say "I'M BACK BABY!" and seeing who notices.

You put a jar a mayonnaise in your sink??? OMG HILARIOUS! I had never seen that one before! You are a GENIUS.

Please. There was a ton of dumb Flash cartoons that WISHED they were smart enough to be brainrot. youtu.be/oBFKfgLf0LI?...

A miniature golf course with Disney World-level imagineering.

Today is 4/21, or "Stoners Who Can't Read a Calendar Day"

Thanks to a layoff and a brutal job market I can personally say I experienced this tenfold. I'm way worse off than I was a year ago.

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

Guy pitching the idea for submarines: “What if boat sank… on purpose.”

You bet your ass I’m DTF. (Down To watch Friends).

I once got detention for putting down “Slutty Wario” as my dream job.