Ciarán Buggle 🐍

Me 🤝Three Presale.

He was trying to kill the shark so he did have it coming.

When you keep telling people you’re in charge, you’re definitely in charge.

It's nice of FIFA to let someone who has never seen a game of football referee this match.

There has to be a way for both of these teams to go out.

France having Daft Punk as their goal music, tres bien.

DOCTOR: "So what seems to be the problem?" PATIENT: "Mmhbbhhggr hhruuh engghhuu." DOCTOR: "I'm sorry I can't understand, but don't worry. Great singer Bob Dylan is in town. Go see his show and no matter what ails you, you'll feel better!" PATIENT (sadly): "Ehg ddnghh m'm Bddnnn."

May as well give Simeone the whistle at this point.

Hope everyone enjoyed the football tonight. Because Artetas entertainers are up tomorrow night and it's not gonna be pretty.

Lets go Artemis II. That was so tense.

The fuck is Manning thinking there?

Me on a beach at any time.

Hahaa no way. 🇮🇪

First they came for the war criminals and I didn’t speak up because this scumbag really has it coming.

Thing worse than seeing this thing when a sale is about to start.

*crab-walked

An easy presale. Praise the Lorde.

"Migrate off COBOL" is the Grave of Empires

"We've got too many people here. They're up against the barricade. We're losing the barricade"-- phllly pd scanner rn and also les mis, victor hugo, 1862

THE FOUR RATIOS: 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘯'𝘵 💬30 🔄10k 🤍30k 𝗖𝗮𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘴 💬500 🔄500 🤍10k 𝗛𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆 𝘣𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘴𝘴 💬2 🔄10 🤍5k 𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘺𝘱𝘴𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘥 💬12k 🔄5 🤍0

oh no

Go raibh maith agat Comrade DeepSeek.

Ange is getting sacked. Absolute poison from Tottenham.

Pretty respectable list.

starbucks barista: order for cathy lou cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me

I’m not sure any sport will top this

Going back in time to assassinate whoever first sang the “LIKE A LIGHT BULB,” etc. additions to the Rudolph song

Spotify wrapped on BlueSky? Unprecedented.

Ireland-shaped cloud over Ireland. More at 11.