Chris Woelfel

Chris Woelfel

@chriswoelfel.com

Husband. Father. Personal account & does not represent the views of my employer. Read at your own risk. :D This is for fun.

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Yo. Yo... They just made "That time I got reincarnated as a slime" SO FUCKING EPIC. TURNED EVERYTHING OVER ON ITSELF. WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT WITH THE LATEST EPISODE. I love this anime so much.

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In hindsight it’s incredibly dumb how quickly the NBA stepped in and stopped that Chris Paul trade to the Lakers back in the day, but this is fine with them.

Congresswoman Sydney Kamlager-Dove@kamlager-dove.house.gov

So, Dodgers owner Mark Walter, who bought the Lakers just a year ago, is now selling to Jared Kushner’s brother-in-law? Interesting 🤔

Kids thought I was playing around when I said you gonna eat your vegetables. Woke em up this morning... And Yea they had vegetables for breakfast.

Finally got some time I to Marvel Tokon... Just practing a combo with Black Panther. Gotta finish it out but max so far is 56k...it will go to 66k once I finish it correctly.

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So just collecting a check instead of passing the torch. The way these people hold onto power til they’re dying day is truly sad. Go live your life! Age limits!!!

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Republican Congresswoman Kay Granger has passed away at age 83. Reports show that she was in an assisted living facility during the final months of her time in office.

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I said it yesterday. ESPN is pulling a UPN. They weren't doing well post Disney purchase, used black and brown voices to get viewership up and are now ready to get them niggas out of there. Tale as old as time

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ESPN Bro... the network for Chad & Biff.....

Congrats to Spain... My Mom's team! She went to the first Spain game in ATL And she won! My family are winners! I won with Knicks, and my mom with Spain! Lehgo

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I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

Got a title change from Senior Quality Engineer at Mojang... Now I'm a Senior Quality Technical Program Manager at Mojang. Aligns more with what I've been doing.

Education should be free where it can be. Humans do better when we know more. That's how we advance as a species. Greed hurts us.

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A world-class education is now completely free — MIT has opened its entire vault of more than 2,500 courses to the public online. source: Massachusetts Institute of Technology. (2026). About Us: MIT OpenCourseWare. MIT Open Learning. 😊

Jalen Brunson cemented himself into the Hall of Fame with that NBA Championship and Finals MVP. From his college career to professional... He's definitely a HOFamer.

Now we will have a generation of ballers who are smaller who can believe that they can win a championship and see what it takes... No chucking up 3s. No being blessed with create a player height. No flopping at a crazy degree. Just straight buckets! BELIEVE! REAL BASKETBALL IS BACK!