chef, the online tits

i am world fameless

what could i possibly be hearing from down there? 

it’s shocking how good this was

not right now

if you ask a question more than once and i don’t respond im probably actively ignoring you

ive never seen more head shaking in a movie then i did in you can see everything

awwww :) he’s trying to be just like his dad 

awwww :) he’s trying to be just like his dad 

wuh?

wuh?

horrible.

I will never forget the day my parents took us to the Cheesecake Factory. The awe we felt when they ushered us past the velvet rope to our table, bedecked with cheesecakes of every description. The respect they showed us, despite our dirty coal miner’s fingers, despite not knowing how to use a fork

CHEF TITS FOR NATIONAL REVIEW: Why wasn’t YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING about a small LGBTQ-run pour-over bar in Portland, Oregon?

CHEF TITS FOR NATIONAL REVIEW: Why wasn’t YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING about a small LGBTQ-run pour-over bar in Portland, Oregon?

YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING IS SUBLIME

YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING IS SUBLIME

10/10

gonna see you can see everything in a sold out theater! (Can’t Wait!)

it’s shocking how good this was

pasta frittata with fried salami 

pasta frittata with fried salami 

yes, mulholland drive i can say has eclipse both rear window and Sunset Boulevard to become my number one movie of all time i am stunned and shocked

that’s the greatest movie i’ve seen in my entire life 

im watching mulholland drive for the first time ever and it’s so shockingly good i knew it was going to be amazing, but this is ridiculous 

i hate randomly waking up sick it’s like could there have been any foreshadowing to this jump scare? 

i feel like that little curved finger Gordon Ramsay does when he gets angry 

If I were inventing the vaccines. It would make sure that it could send you the name who got you sick and then from that your address so you can give a little talk to them isn’t that the greatest 

If I were inventing the vaccines. It would make sure that it could send you the name who got you sick and then from that your address so you can give a little talk to them isn’t that the greatest 

will you condemn diarrhea

mr. el-sayed if you don’t hate mexicans…will you eat this cocinita pibil?

hello mr. muslim, just one question: will you disavow osama bin laden?

pov youre my classmates in year 3-13

hello mr. muslim, just one question: will you disavow osama bin laden?

do you denounce the providence-set showtime series from the mid 00’s “Brotherhood”??

do you denounce the brother of hasan piker?

“Youww buwws ah ruuuhhh you fuckin’ deck”

what year is it today?

the new aaron sorkin gordon ramsay movie tagline:

the new aaron sorkin gordon ramsay movie tagline:

ive gone without pooping longer than that lady was press secretary

ive gone without pooping longer than that lady was press secretary

Good Morning!

DIGGER 0/10—10/10 It’s both. Watch it. Transformative.

DIGGER 0/10—10/10 It’s both. Watch it. Transformative.

half-brilliant half avant

ok, digger is a movie. and i have no clue how i feel about it.

next we’ll have sexually transmitted lettuce