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Song of the summer is out now

I know you people and what you like (throwback queer survival horror) and you really gotta check this one out if you haven’t

This is absolutely monstrous. Child abuse at scale, shrouded in a sanctimonious facade of faux democracy.

Anybody here have connections with the Williamstown Theatre Festival and want to talk about its new direction for a story?

It’s true what they say: the years start coming and they don’t stop coming.

So we are supposed to believe that democrats are throwing trans people under the bus so that they win and then trans people will be safe because they are just fibbing?

A version of “Monster” where everyone who is cancelled just fades off the track like the photo in Back To The Future. It’s currently down to Jay-Z naming monster types and Bon Iver going “I’ll shoot the lights out” and Jay is on thin ice.

“Hey there, minor correction, just wanted to set the record straight that the least charitable interpretation of my actions is entirely accurate. Thank you!”

Well how the fuck am I supposed to do this lunch break if the dispensary and the record store are on opposite sides of town?!

The extent of my knowledge of this guy is this clip and the Reddit post about how he made someone’s wife question if love even exists and I gotta say I’m befuddled

Congratulations to Muppet Christmas Carol, you are officially old enough to have transitioned entirely to Millennial Nostalgia Product

Welcome to Orlando, 47

Watching this movie rip through the horror people I follow on here and everyone hootin and hollarin has been a wonderful holiday treat. Check this one out.

If there’s one thing farmer wants it’s a wife but if there’s two it’s a handout

Omg no, he was so young. Damn. He was such a talented voice actor. It’s on the mind because I literally just watched it yesterday, but he got asked to do the taken monologue as porky pig and its a masterpiece

NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

Man whoever said all slang these days comes from white gays poorly appropriating AAVE or incel forums to was dead on. We need another cool guy to say stuff like “up your nose with a rubber hose” or something

I don’t know but also “Black Velvet” by Alannah Myles

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You can be like Scott too

That’s what I love about these age-appropriate women, man. I get older, they stay the same age as me.

If I have one beef with a decision made in this movie it’s the guy with bad skin at the autograph signing. It feels like a direct homage to earlier Shocktober pick PERFECT BLUE but it’s not handled well there either and this movie should know better.

This will be the Liberal Centrist line for the foreseeable future. Rehabilitate 'Old School GOP' as somehow not complicit in Trump's rise nor actively benefiting from and co-signing every Trump position that robs the poor to enrich the elite. This is indistinguishable from the DVP in Germany.

Trying to take the money out of Charli xcx’s mouth because it’s disgusting but she’s biting down like a dog with something forbidden found on a walk. “Drop it!” I’m yelling as I squeeze the sides of her mouth but she’s just snarling and turning it into a game.

I am consistently shocked anew at how poorly our ape brains are equipped to handle the internet